It’s another Sunday night and Trump ain’t got nobody, he’s still got money and he might get laid, but it’s for sure he’s got no wife to talk to, he’s in the Last Of Days. Yes, that stooped over figure you see is Donald J. Trump, criminal defendant (in four jurisdictions) and he’s boarding his private jet. Alone. Melania wasn’t there for any of the arraignments, she hasn’t been there a day in court, and unless something amazing happens, she won’t be there in court with him. You see proof before your eyes she won’t be there tomorrow.

Melania’s also not out on the campaign trail with Donald, and he doesn’t even mention her anymore from the podium. That’s wise. To mention her is to beg the question, “Where is she?” She’s where she wants to be, which is nowhere near him. The real test will be if she doesn’t show up in Milwaukee with him in mid-July for the GOP convention. If that doesn’t happen, at least on the last night, Trump’s coronation, then that means she’s given up even the facade of giving a damn about his presidential race or about him. And if she does show up, it will be because he paid her handsomely to do so.

Does he have a new pilot. anybody know? His last pilot clipped a parked plane last week. Just wondering.

Melania is the only person, let alone professional model, who can make a jaunty, straw hat look funerial. But when that’s what you project, that’s what your aura conveys to your clothing, your surroundings, even your accessories.

MAGA wouldn’t want their Mango Messiah to fly commercial now. That wouldn’t be fitting. And for some reason he’s not able to fly without a conveyance, which you would expect from a god, right? Not going to see it here.

As to his hunched over form, that doesn’t look comfortable. It’s not easy to get around when you’re morbidly obese like he is and your only exercise is to drive a golf cart. He’s miserable having to make the pilgrimage to New York. He hates that worse than death. He doesn’t get to perform, unless you want to call his before and after court reading of legal bedtime stories performing, and he has to sit in a room which he says is an “icebox.” Hey, Donald, you might remember there’s something called thermal underwear if you are seriously that cold.

So WINO Melania (Wife In Name Only) stays home because it’s either pay her an appearance fee or pay the lawyers to save his ass legally and right now that’s where he’s putting his money. That does make sense.

And if they had even the slightest marriage left in reality, even if she didn’t want to sit in court with him and have the scrutiny, she could hang out in Trump Tower and have her friends over. She’s not even doing that.

Last Wednesday the judge told lawyers to prepare closing arguments for as soon as Tuesday. The big question for tomorrow will be, “Will Trump take the stand.” I say no. I say that definitively because his lawyers aren’t crazy enough to let him get up there and add a perjury charge to all this mess. That said, he does have a legal right to testify at his own trial and depending on Donald’s *mood* (and what chemicals are in his system) he could defy his lawyers. God knows that’s not out of character.

Nobody knows and your guess is as good as anybody else’s. Just stay tuned and you will see it all unfold. And don’t think Trump isn’t threatened by a guilty verdict, he is. He’s skewered on the horns of a dilemma right now. On the one hand, he wants the trial to be over because he hates the discipline it imposes on him. On the other hand, when it’s over and if the verdict comes back guilty (or even a hung jury) that’s going to be a problem. And he knows it.

Remember, this is a simple case. This cases hinges on whether the money to Michael Cohen was a reimbursement for paying off Stormy Daniels or not. The prosecution has pretty much proven that it was. I don’t see an acquittal coming and neither does this guy.

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    • That would be a mistake. I hope you’re right, precisely because that would be such a bad mistake. MAGA wants Trump to go eat Joe alive. They want a WWE moment. That’s what they’re salivating for. If he deprives them of that, it’s not going to go well.

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  1. What family does trump have. What a pathetic figure trump is all alone. At the end that is all you can rely on. I have a family. we live and support each other. My wife is legally blind. I am not, but I enjoy getting onto planes together to find our seats. We work together to take on challenges from online shopping to transportation. My kids still like me. My Kids text me all the time. Stupid stuff like crew socks vs. ankle socks. I wonder did trump have any contact with barron at his graduation? that stoop is real.

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  2. Looks like the Twump Twower of Twubble is finally lurching and listing; in prep for it’s end of days spectacular face plant …

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  3. Trump and his sycophants are already making excuses to skip the debate. He’s a no show…and it will be Joe Biden’s fault.

    • The one thing I would have liked to see in the debate rules was that t!he current speaker’s Mic would be cut after an overtime of 15seconds, and both parties would be in plexiglass booths or have a plexiglass wall between them. This would keep Trump confined and unable to roam around or behind Biden, using that back leering attempt to intimidate Biden by standing menacingly behind him.I wanted to bitch slap him when he pulled that with Hillary.

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