Lauren Boebert spoke to a gathering of Lincoln Day Republicans in Knoxville, Tennessee last night and, after opening with a thinly veiled obscenity (Let’s Go Brandon), proceeded quickly to the Biblical Prophecy portion of her bit, telling the assembled republicans, of all people, that Jesus was coming and they would show him to his seat…
“We are in the last of the last days… you get to be a part of ushering in the second coming of Jesus.”
Well, Lauren I don’t know so much about that, I personally don’t expect to see the Christ any where near a banquet facility in Knoxville rubbing elbows with real estate agents and chiropractors, but that’s just me.
I think you got the word from the heavenly rumor mill all wrong girl, what I heard is that hell is freezing over because the Democrat is leading in the Oklahoma Governor’s race by seven points 49-42.
Maybe you should get your hearing checked.
BOEBERT TO KNOX GOP: “We are in the last of the last days… you get to be a part of ushering in the second coming of Jesus.”@RepTimBurchett brought @RepBoebert to Knox GOP’s Lincoln Day Dinner, and got big applause for serving in Congress with a focus on the End Times Prophecy. pic.twitter.com/OgssSSGXtI
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) October 20, 2022
An actual rapture would sure solve a lot of problems.
— Gary Andover (@andover_gary) October 20, 2022
Yup.
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— OZ (@Oz4Vol) October 20, 2022
— Chris Moore (@ChrisMo49474988) October 20, 2022
I’m a gonna steal that one.
— DaWaFo (@DaWaFo66) October 20, 2022
— Lisa G 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💙 (@wolphcall) October 20, 2022
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— Jan202021 (@Dixie202021) October 20, 2022
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— Ⓑⓡⓐⓥⓔ.is.the.AntiChris✝️ (she/her) (@Braveisback1) October 20, 2022
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"The end is near, so we can take these suckers for everything we can." pic.twitter.com/7Oudi42ek1
— VOTE! Wilcox (@JustBrianOk) October 20, 2022
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Did you look at their ages? They might not have that much time left.
— People are saying I might be a bot. (@hailstone92) October 20, 2022
Yup
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— holly-ween II: electric boogaloo™ (@h0lly_blue) October 20, 2022
If we are in the end days why is she worried about reelection
— Bud D Barker🇺🇸🚑📜💉 Ohio #4 District 💙 (@BudDBarker1) October 20, 2022
Amen.
What did we do to deserve this idiot?
” your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore, it’s already overcrowded from your dirty little wars…and Jesus don’t like killing, no matter what the reason’s for…and your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore.” John Prine
He is reported in the gospels to detest liars, religious hypocrites and money worshipers who shit on the poor & immigrants. Talking to YOU lady.
“He is reported in the gospels to detest liars, religious hypocrites and money worshipers who shit on the poor & immigrants.”
Oh so he’s got a few things in common with that Jesus feller, then.
“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”
Mark 13:32
So Boebelhead knows things that only God is supposed to know?
Well, Traitor Tot IS the Anti-Christ!
Personally, I’m waiting for The Raptor to come carry all these hypocrites into the sky.
And eat them.