Harrison Floyd, one of Donald Trump’s co-defendants, spent five nights in the slammer until he could get a bondsman to agree to post a $100,000 bail for him. Floyd was charged with assaulting the FBI agent who served the subpoena on him for this case. So he’s off to a roaring start. But none of this is his fault, you see. This is all the doings of one of Donald’s Angels, in this case Fani Willis, who Floyd explained to Steve Bannon, gave him a “Negro wake up call.”

It’s Fani Willis’ fault that Floyd didn’t have a lawyer who reached a bond agreement before he surrendered to authorities by the deadline, he would have you believe. No, it’s his own stupidity that caused him to spend five nights in jail, because he didn’t take the necessary steps, which were explained to him, but it sounds better to ramp it up into a conspiracy in which you are the victim, don’t you agree?

Since we’re on the topic of Donald’s Angels, and their nefarious deeds, Leticia James released the full transcript of Donald Trump’s deposition where he lies about his wealth by multiplying it by a factor of at least three. Trump claimed to be worth $6.7 billion and he’s actually at $2.3 — although considering how leveraged all his properties are, it would be interesting for somebody to go through and do an audit.

But then Trump world has problems keeping auditors. Truth Social is up the creek right now because the auditor for DWAC abruptly resigned, without finishing the audit that DWAC needed to make things right with the SEC. Truth Social is on its last lap around the track and probably won’t make it into the new year. That means that Trump will have to crawl back to Elon Musk’s platform and binge post there.

Then there’s Donald’s third angel, Judge Tanya Chutkan, and she got under Florida Man Matt Gaetz’ skin, and so he’s demanding a censure in the House. Gaetz, and many other GOPers, are livid that Trump’s trial will go forward March 4, the day before Super Tuesday, because those are not good optics. Hey, guys, if you have an accused criminal and traitor as your standard bearer, these are the faux pas and inconveniences you have to live with. But censure a judge doing her job, by all means. We need as much comic relief as possible.

And things are only going to get hotter as summer winds down for the rest of us, but the temperature rises in Trump world. There are only four new posts on Truth Social at the time of this writing, so maybe Trumpty is back on his meds.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Please correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the republican party big on personal responsibility? Then again, they trump wing (which seems to be the main part now) doesn’t seem to have that as part of their platform.

    • Well, you’re partially right. The GOP CLAIMS to be big on “personal responsibility” but that only applies to OTHER people–never themselves.

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      • “Themselves” actually means the rich. If you aren’t worth half a billion,you don’t qualify,u less you are a,GOP.politician aspiring to.be worth that much.

  2. Donald Trump Angels? Is this dude serious? He needs to learn the difference between angels and demons I think. If there actually are angels they’re begging god to let them zap Trump into dust with lightening bolts. On the other hand I can easily see female demons in Trump’s universe. Maybe like the succubus that seduced Chef in a South Park episode. Harrison Floyd? Wise up and listen to the “children” because in real life they might not be around to save you:

    • Nah. More like the female demon in Lucifer who enjoys being bell’s chief torturer. But no GOP.woman looks that good in skin tight leather pants.

  3. Here’s what I’m wondering. Do they let you have a phone in prison. I know on the movies the boss guy has a stash phone that’s connected to a satellite so the prison can’t track it or listen in. But hey, that’s the movies. Can you imagine Trump going to prison and the first thing they do is seize his phone. Talk about fly on the wall moment.

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