Empathy is not exactly a high point with Trump, whereas narcissistic self-absorption is. With this in mind, the wits at Twitter cobbled together this offering, Trump Greeting Cards for the sub-literate. It’ll give Donald something to do when living in the House of Many Doors.
ROSE'S ARE RED
VILETS ARE BLOO
ORANGE YOU LUCKY
THAT I HAD SEX WITH YOU.Happy Valentines Day to ME, and my
Perfectly normal sized Hands, no matter what the haters say! pic.twitter.com/bHZdE5aCDf— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 22, 2019
Our condolences on the loss of your mother. She was a five at best! Sad! #TrumpGreetingCards
— M. Cochran (@BluGuyRedState) July 22, 2019
#TrumpGreetingCards so unfair you were just indicted for whatever it is I directed you to do, but remember this: I barely knew you, loser.
— B G Gardenia (@B_G_Gardiner) July 22, 2019
So sorry for your loss.
P.S. I won Michigan, I won Wisconsin and I won Pennsylvania.#TrumpGreetingCards
— Vincent Carmiggelt (@graphincent) July 22, 2019
This is the greatest Birthday card, I'm telling you, THE GREATEST. No one sends birthday cards like I do & really with your looks people will say "Sir, why'd you send that unattractive lady a card?" I don't know what to tell you, they say I'm just a great man. #TrumpGreetingCards
— U62 (@U62isOntheAir) July 22, 2019
#trumpgreetingcards
Sympathy
"Sorry your rape wasn't more enjoyable."Motivational
"Next time, try being born to rich parents. Then you wouldn't be poor now."Forgiveness
"I forgive you for not appreciating me as much as you should. Don't do it again."— Zom B. (@Zombie10k) July 22, 2019
So sorry for your loss.
I hear you.
I prefer relatives who DON'T die. pic.twitter.com/ezCInNVqdn— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 22, 2019
Happy Anniversary to the third love of my life.
Until tomorrow, I vow to never f*ck anyone else.#TrumpGreetingCards— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) July 22, 2019
#TrumpGreetingCards
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm as creepy a fucker
As you'll ever viewI'll grab you by the pussy
Your name through the mud
I'm a sexual predator
So are most of my buds— Elle (@That1GirlSaidSo) July 22, 2019
Sorry to hear about the loss of your home and livelihood. Here's a roll of paper towel. #TrumpGreetingCards
— Keith H (@KHampe_) July 22, 2019
Wishing you very White Christmas! #TrumpGreetingCards
— The True Sergeiski (@thetrusergeiski) July 22, 2019
If you can dream one up of your own, please share. If we generate some beauties I’ll go put them up on Twitter.
Sorry, I have a migraine, is this real? I can’t think right now.
It’s real. I’m surprised Trump doesn’t pick up on it and do it himself. He’s selling plastic straws with his name on them. You heard about that?
No, I didn’t hear about it. There is nothing he won’t put his name on. Christ!
When you’re a racist, you don’t know that you’re a racist. It’s difficult only for others. It’s the same when you’re stupid.
My degree of racism depends on your degree of stupidity.
Life isn’t measured by the breaths we take, but by the blowjobs that take our breath away. (MattisMatt83)
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