Full disclosure, I know nothing about golf. But Trump claimed to have shot a 70 and the outlet that reported it said that that was an unheard of score for an 80 year old man, so I take it that the score is good. Here are some shots of Trump’s inimitable putting style, so this is the skills set that got yet another club championship (yes, at his own course, where else?)
Easy to see how he won 43 Club Championships with this masterful putting stroke. pic.twitter.com/hlY5O9UEGs
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 4, 2026
Again, it doesn’t look like a masterful putting stroke the way it veers away from the hole, misses the hole, or stops short of the hole. But this is the stuff of championship trophies, so we are told.
And remember, at least one of Trump’s golf courses is now sacred ground, since his first wife Ivanka is buried there.
I don’t know much about golf, either, but if you believe he won all those championships, I have a bridge to sell you.
You’ll have to wait a bit on the bridge sale, the ink hasn’t dried on the deeds we printed…..
what we do know is that he definitely isn’t the person who got that experimental weight loss drug.
Those are obviously altered photos. Our president is 6’3″, 228 lbs, young and virile. Those photos show an overweight, old man. Fake news.
“And remember, at least one of Trump’s golf courses is now sacred ground, since his first wife Ivanka is buried there.”
Well, I’m sure it would be truly sacred if Ivanka were buried there since he’s made little effort in concealing how much he’s lusted after her for all these years but the first wife’s name was *Ivana* (Ivanka is his daughter).
All the sympathetic noises from caddies and fellow duffers would merit a seat at the Clown Cabinet Asskissing Table, next meeting.