Whelp, dig out the earmuffs and put Fido in the backyard Lara Trump, apparently impervious to mockery and insensate to our suffering, has posted on YouTube another collection of the guttural moans, off key rasps, and back forty enunciations she calls singing – gathered together under a title which the video itself gives lie to… “Anything is Possible”. No, Lara, not everything is possible. Your attempts to mold your terrible singing voice into something approaching melodious being a prime example. If you are very very lucky when your father-in-law loses this election and you and the rest of your clan of grifters and con artists get the long long prison sentences ya’ll so richly deserve, maybe you’ll meet a mentor in the shadow of yon prison wall who can, over the course of ten or fifteen years and at the cost of her sanity, teach you to occasionally hit a note that is not as sour as a vinegar martini. Until that happy day arrives excuse me while I join the rest of social media in laughing at your cluelessness…
Every note is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 2, 2024
And a crime against nature.
This video is a hate crime.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 2, 2024
Yup
Lara Trump is proof that autotune has limitations. pic.twitter.com/U8La1T4Ymp
— Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 (@KellyScaletta) September 2, 2024
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Re-posting in honor of Lara Trump’s 🔥new music video. Congrats girl! pic.twitter.com/ZtU9ltADwY
— Dr. Annie Andrews (@AnnieAndrewsMD) September 2, 2024
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They keep finding new ways to assault us.
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) September 2, 2024
It’s their specialty.
Why would anyone hang out on a fire escape in an evening gown?
— Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) September 2, 2024
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I can hear extreme autotune reverb and she still sounds like a dying mule.
— Leslieoo7 (@Leslieoo7) September 2, 2024
Yup
—what in the deepest of auto tune fresh hell is this madness?
My forking EARS pic.twitter.com/nsUEcf6opv
— File411 (@File411) September 2, 2024
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Pretty soon the only option he is going to have is Lara Trump’s song. https://t.co/jZQ1Mi2WAd
— Dr. Annie Andrews (@AnnieAndrewsMD) August 24, 2024
Good. The cult deserves that.
RNC Chair Lara Trump has recorded a new single to be released soon, and she brought her collaborators on her show who wrote it and recorded it with her in NY to discuss it. pic.twitter.com/pfUwHk88w2
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 28, 2024
What???
MAGA’s have ZERO self-awareness. Not only are they too fucking stupid to realize how dumb they are, they’re too delusional to realize how fucking bad they are at singing. Lara Trump is so bad that her voice could be used as a weapon in hostage negotiations pic.twitter.com/iOY3jtAvEs
— cαηα∂α нαтεs тя☭мρ (@Trump_Detester) September 2, 2024
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When the Trump Crime Family is sentenced…
THIS should add a few months.— dancing in the street 🇺🇸🦅🌊🇺🇦 PATRIOT (@martycomroe) September 2, 2024
Yup
Lara Trump's "singing" reminds me of this classic scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Someone close to her needs to gently let her know to let the dream die. I mean, Lara is more off-pitch than JD Vance in a donut shop! pic.twitter.com/6EnYR2Svbv
— Russell Drew (@RussOnPolitics) September 2, 2024
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Please Lara, just shut up.
I’d play it, but the neighbors have some male cats and I don’t want them coming over.
I think we’ve finally located the source of the Havana Syndrome sonic noise in the Cuban Embassy! Lara, dear, that is supposed to be used against foreign enemies, not political ones who are US citizens!! 😡
Cleora…funny…I thought the same thing.
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Hideous noise, making ones ears bleed, has again escaped from a head, oddly shaped like a warped sandshoe! Shut your hole, you noisy article – your silence is golden, Lara!
Not a musical question, I know, but how does that Brett Brooks porker manage to keep that pile of strangely dark dogshit balanced atop his chromedome? I’m impressed by that almost as much as I am by Lara’s whole “career” in show biz.