Poor Marge. First she was booted from Twitter, then put in Facebook jail, then when she was just talking, geez louise and accidentally confused gazpacho with Gestapo, I mean they’re both soups, right? everybody got all upset and started laughing. And she hadn’t even gotten to the good part yet about how the country was going to be split into a confederacy and a union again and how cool that was going to be.
But Marge never lies down for long. No, sir, she comes back swinging. Here’s what she has to say to the libs. Don’t you feel owned now?
Some of us slip up a word every now and then, but Joe Biden doesn’t even know the words coming out of his mouth practically all the time.
The good news is that the people know the difference.
So in the famous words of some one I hold dear.. Covfefe! https://t.co/M1nsl3XUY6
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@RepMTG) February 11, 2022
Whatever Joe’s faults, he knows the difference between Nazi storm troopers and canapes.
But we’re so glad that covfefe is back in common parlance. Sean Spicer was even prepared to claim that covfefe was a secret code word that Trump was using with elites who would know its meaning, back in the day.
We’ve missed covfefe. I’m surprised that people aren’t naming their children covfefe.
Covfefe Spring Fashion from Mar-a-Lago pic.twitter.com/98rfQTtti4
— @??????_???? (@SundaeDivine) February 12, 2022
Now here’s a rare jewel. Marge rubs her hands on the crotch of Trump’s cardboard cut out.
Marjorie Taylor Greene once brought a cardboard cutout of Trump on stage, praised him, and then began rubbing her hand on his crotch. #MarjorieTaylorGrope pic.twitter.com/ay6RHSbgNX
— Resist Programming ? (@RzstProgramming) February 4, 2021
Here’s another jewel, showing that covfefe wasn’t the tip of the iceberg. But go ahead, slam Uncle Joe if you need to.
I'm peachless. pic.twitter.com/it3xrjMMpT
— ???? ????? (@ChidiNwatu) February 11, 2022
And Marge has been messing up this way for a while no matter what she says. She didn’t get dubbed Ms. Jewish Space Lasers for nothing.
Remember when you misspelled “handedly” while calling someone else stupid? That was a classic! It would be nothing but a slip up if everything you say and do it in some way wrong. pic.twitter.com/NvVUN3AHFf
— ????? (@_RespectScience) February 12, 2022
Many people empathize with you, Marge. Seriously. This guy does for sure. Gazpacho soup did him in, too. I never knew gazpacho had this kind of power. Silly me, I always thought it was salsa, or tomato vichyssoise, maybe.
Anyone have the heart to tell this shit stain that “someone” is one word….just like pathetic or idiot.
*smirk*
I would hazard a guess that MSG isn’t a dumb blonde – she’s dumb AND a blonde
(I know her initials aren’t that – but she’s even less wholesome than soy sauce)
Marjorie Traitor Greed would totally collaborate with a vichyssoise government. Tis a consomme devoutly to be wished that she and all of Formerly’s chicken-noodle heads end up in the soup–lock, stock, bisque, and barrel.
I think she wants the gazpacho police to investigate the theft of bouillon from Fort Knox
I haven’t thought about Red Dwarf for years and it was one of my favorites. I don’t think MTG would know Gazpacho from Campbell’s Tomater (sic) soup. Ursula, you need a humor column a few times a week. This one was my laugh of the day.
She probably thinks Andy Warhol designed the can