This Qrazy Quest of Mike Lindell’s is starting to wear on him. He looks haggard and he can hardly string a sentence together. His demeanor smacks of desperation, perhaps even despair, but to his audience at the Restore America conference in Tampa,
composted composed of Big Lie, QAnon, and COVID conspiracy theorists, he is preaching the gospel. Their savior is coming back in the fall. Praise be to Trump, glory hallelujah. I’m surprised they didn’t let loose a flood of orange balloons and play Gregorian chants at this pronouncement. I mean, this is biblical, right?
At a gathering of election, COVID-19, and QAnon conspiracy theorists, Mike Lindell said he'll be hosting a "cyber symposium" in July where "cyber guys" will prove the election was stolen and then "Donald Trump will be in office by this fall, for sure." https://t.co/bcUmh1c8xv pic.twitter.com/9tNsqIUNoU
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“We’re bringing in all the cyber guys,” he continued. “They’re gonna be there. Then we’re bringing all the media. Maybe even Fox will show up! What a concept. And then we’re going to bring in all senators, governors—even the corrupt ones, Brian Kemp—and legislatures, secretary of states, and every single government official that wants to be there, because when we show them these packet captures, we’re gonna just give them out to all them cyber guys so they can have their own guy go, ‘How many votes were flipped here in Tampa?’ Here you go. Boom. It’s going to be a worldwide event. Millions are going to see it, and those Supreme Court justices are going to look at it then, and they’re going to go 9-0 that this country was attacked. The election is gonna come down. Donald Trump will be in office by this fall, for sure.”
And an army of cyber guys shall set them free. What’s a cyber guy, you ask? Some pimply kid who never leaves the computer and lives on hot pockets? They’re going to jump on buses and go where Lindell tells them to? Who knows? Your guess is as good as mine.
Lindell looks like he’s going to collapse any minute and he sounds froot loops, talking about giving the “packet capture” to the “cyber guys.” I can’t wait to hear more about the time and place of the symposium, because I want to see who shows up, and how many.
Cyber Guys of the world, Unite!
I guess there’s money in this. Roger Stone was at the same conference and he was purportedly collecting garbage bags stuffed with cash after he announced that his wife had cancer and Mike Flynn was up on the stage hawking My Pillow, and this is after Rudy Giuliani did a recorded spot for My Pillow a few weeks ago. I guess the entire right wing works for Mike Lindell, now. That makes as much sense as anything else.
Clear your calendars for the end of July. Whatever you want to do, you want to be near a computer or smart phone to watch this. Lindell is running out of time and he’s got to deliver a miracle.