Eric Adams Is The Democratic Donald Trump

You know, if you’re a Democratic politician, and things aren’t going your way, you know you’ve hit rock bottom when you start getting sympathy from Traitor Tot.

It started with Joe Biden. El Pendejo ex Presidente was heartbroken when Biden left the race. So much so that he just couldn’t stop himself from sending Biden a little love, President Biden has been treated horribly, very unfairly. He got more than 14 million votes in the primaries, and then the Democrats took all of those away from him, and somebody who didn’t get a single vote is now running for President. It’s terrible the way he’s being treated! Small problem. Harris’s name was right next to Biden’s, she got the same 14 million votes.

And now His Lowness is letting his ACLU freak flag fly by trying to buck up another New York indicted criminal, They’re treating Mayor Eric Adams very unfairly! And I knew years ago that this was going to happen to him. When he started complaining about the influx of illegal immigrants, and started calling the the US government to start picking up the tab, I knew the weaponized Biden DOJ was going to get him. And of course they dig up stuff from a long time ago, and Man do I know how that feels! Helpful hint for Eric Adams. When Traitor Tot is in your corner, grab yor passport, and be in Istanbul by the time you’re supposed to turn yourself in tomorrow.

Actually, I’m betting that if Il Douche had known this was going to happen to Adams, he would have had Erdogan get a hold of Adam’s Turkish connection, tell him to switch to the GOP, and Trump would have picked him for VP instead of Beggar Vance.

Sweet Jesus, talk about kindred spirits! Only an imbecile like Trump would safeguard himself by leaving nothing on paper, never comprehending that company books must be maintained, and that subordinates like Matthew Calamare, Michael Cohen and Rudy Giuliani would keeps notes.

But Eric Adams is one of the rare idiots who rises to the Trump pantheon of stupidity. And the DOJ dug back more than 10 years because that’s how long the stupid bastard has been on the take. The crimes continue to the current day. But here’s just a brief ride on the Eric Adams idiocy riverboat cruise;

• While discussing clearly corrupt political practices with an aide, the aide felt compelled to type in, Remember to always delete my texts, to which Adams glibly replied Always do! with a smily emoji
• Being in the pocket of Turkish interests, by necessity his corrupt travel plans to Europe had to be made on Turkish Airlines. Leading to interesting travel itineraries like going from New York to Paris or Nice via Istanbul with a layover. A layover of about five days, with luxury hotel accommodations and first class tours
• I love this one. An Adams aide making travel arrangements for the Paris trip actually negotiated the fare up with his Turkish go-between. The Turk wanted to charge $50 for the airfare. The aide protested, Some on, we at least have to make it realistic, make it $1000. The go-between complied, then immediately gave a $15,000 upgrade to First Class
• After years of Adams riding on the Turkish gravy train without any effort, the hammer dropped. The Turkish go between texted Adams’s aide, We’ve done our part. Now it’s time for payback, To which the aide immediately replied, I know. The Turkish government wanted their brand spanking new Embassy open in time for Erdogan to tour it when he appeared for the UN General Assembly. One problem. The building had 69 fire code violations, and the Fire Commissioner wouldn’t certify it to open. Adams whacked the Fire Commissioner like a speed bag until he complied and certified the building to open in time for Erdogan’s tour
• When the FBI collected Adams’ electronics, he didn’t have his personal cell phone on him. When the FBI showed up the next day to pick up the phone, Adams told them, When I found out you were investigating me, I switched my iPhone password from four numbers to six to make it harder to crack. The agent then asked, What’s the new six digit code? To which Adams snidely replied, I forgot it

And this is just the top of the donut, we haven’t even gotten to the cream filling yet. But if you think that this is it, you’re sorely mistaken. The indictments make it clear that there were co-conspirators. But today’s indictments named only Adams.

More shoes to drop. Following the unsealing of the indictments today, the FBI showed up at Gracie Manor with a search warrant. To get that, they had to convince a federal judge that there was still germane information in their ongoing investigation. Superseding indictments to follow in good time.

Bob Menendez was the usual combination of arrogant and greedy. He felt insulated by his position. But again, he left enough clues around that a blind Jacques Clouseau could follow. But Eric Adams is a different kind of cat. He’s not just arrogant and greedy, but he’s bone stupid. I can’t believe he’s a Democrat, but he is, and he gives us all a bad name. In a year or so, maybe he can room with Traitor Tot. Hey, joy where you find it.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.