I don’t know about you, but I like presidential candidates who don’t drool. Now before we proceed, this was supposed to be an economic speech in Savannah, Georgia. I’ve been combing the threads to see if I can find anything relating to that topic. Zilch. But we do have all the usual, such as Donald Trump’s God-ordained survival of the would-be assassin’s bullet (which he said, “went through my ear” yesterday on Truth Social, FYI. That was in his demand that Ron DeSantis take over the Florida assassination attempt from the FBI.) So assassination attempts, migrants, transphobia, the usual. And Chris and Susie were so hopeful he would talk about policy.

These next two are howlers. The top one’s a Freudian slip and the second one is Trump’s version of physics. Maybe his M.I.T. uncle told him this.

Say, I have an idea. How about you only drive six blocks, and then switch cars and then drive another six blocks and switch cars again, until you get where you’re going. That way nothing will explode. Yes, I agree I should have a place in Trump’s administration along with Kash Patel. Alina Habba, and Laura Loomer.

I wonder at this point if anybody was hoping for commentary on economics or if they knew that was a farce going in.

Didn’t take long to get to the apocalypse and WWIII, did it?

Charlottestown is in Canada, if anybody cares. And they used to go ballistics when Joe Biden would do one of his gaffes but this will slide under the radar because it’s Trump.

I’d like to see Marge Greene run for a state wide office and see how she’s regarded. That would truly be something. She’d find out in the blink of an eyelash how the rest of the world regards her.

Still no economics. But he might start talking about the Easter Bunny next. Who knows?

I wish he would go to work at McDonalds, or anywhere, for a day. Learn what the rest of us learn. I worked in restaurants in high school. I washed dishes and pots, I cooked, I waited tables, I mopped the floors, picked up trash from the parking lot, even closed out the cash register at night and made bank deposits. I would like to see Donald Trump do the kind of work I did as a teenager, for even one freaking week — while going to high school and preparing to go to college.

Trump has no idea. And I’m betting that if he went to work at McDonald’s for even a week, he would say what he said to Barack Obama: “I didn’t know it was so much work.”

 

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  3. WaPo headlines: Harris and Trump offer economic policies…really?

    I guess the way it works is you turn off the volume on FUX and just read the ckhrons???

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  4. The comment about the debate being “rigged” and one of his best performances, made me think that stupid and crazy are one heck of a combo.

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