I know how tired you are of hearing me say that the You Can’t Make This Shit Up file has once again exploded but you have to realize that as long as we are in the Era of Trump, that is going to be a regular occurrence. There is no end to the sheer strangeness that man is capable of generating, aided and abetted by his goon squad of influencers who are getting rich off of Russian gelt. That’s the dynamic and it will never change until Trump either is 1. behind bars; 2. is driven from politics. 3. Both. While the rest of the world is declaring tonight’s debate between Trump and Kamala Harris a (to use one of his 200 words) “disaster” the candidate himself has managed to convince himself it’s time to use one of Roy Cohn’s edicts: never admit you lost, say that you won instead.

Yesss, Donald. Of course it was your best debate ever. You’re so right about that. What was your best debate before this one? Against Stephen Douglas? Oh, that was Abe Lincoln. Forgive me, I am prone to confusing the two of you. You’re so very much alike.

This is a man on the verge of a mental breakdown, folks. You are watching somebody go insane, in public, while his wife shills a book and evidently his children don’t care. Nobody will do an intervention. Or, hey, maybe they tried long ago and gave up. Who knows?

Oh yes. I see the polls. And the polls see me. They watch me at night, those polls. Tell me, do your polls also have clawed hands and talons, and do they fly around the room on leathery wings? They do? And they have horns and tails? Yes? Oh, DonOld, your next stop might be the House Of Many Doors but your final destination is going to be a very grim place. And it’s hotter there than Sin City in July, and no A/C. And I know you’re also tired of me saying it gets worse, but of course it does.

Wow, lookey there. Polls. Trump is reigning supreme in his own media silo. Did anybody here doubt that for a nanosecond? Evidently Trump thinks that the cult and the cult alone can get him elected. Okey doke.

I have not had a chance to fact check this particular image for accuracy, but I can tell you that back in 2016 when Trump was elected the Southern Poverty Law Center reported a spike in hate crimes. That happened within less of one month of Trump being elected, when the Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan were marching in the streets. This is the bullet that America needs to dodge a second time. And while we’re on the subject of polls, Tim Walz chimes in.

You see here how starkly the lines of demarcation between the Harris campaign and the Trump campaign are drawn. Trump is out of his mind. This is the simple fact. That’s not the shocker. The shocker continues to be the abdication of all responsiblity and morality by the Republican party. Maybe if they lose the White House and enough down ballot races it will act as a wake up call. I should say another wake up call. How many do they need to get before they realize it needs to be over with Trump? You cannot win with an alienating fringe candidate.

Let’s see what the real polls say in the morning and better yet, next Monday. And let’s see if Trump will do another debate. I say no. But that said, Harris has a genius for goading the man. Maybe she’ll be able to bait him into another debate and his doom. I sure hope so.

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  3. Oh come on Don! You’re six steps from being put into some form of permanent secured care. What D…ump experienced was ‘the power of place’ and Harris firmly and decisively put D…ump in his place. D…ump’s lying dial was factually, brilliantly, and convincingly dented in this Harris controlled place.

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  4. I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump actually believes he won, because of his bully mentality. [1] All of his answers were shouted (his idea of strong) while hers were more restrained (his idea of weak). [2] He made “cutting descriptions” (his view) which weren’t refuted — “She’s a Marxist! Her father was a Marxist!”

    But yeah, Kamala Harris did *such* a good job. She is exactly the kind of president we need in the oval office. I’m hoping she gets 15 million more votes than he does, and 8 years in the white house.

    (And he gets 15 years of house arrest with an ankle monitor so he can’t be out spreading his lies to gullible supporters anymore.)

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  5. Mr. trump, where did you get these poll numbers? Right out of my ass.

    Well, as long as we get to live in our very own little universes, in mine I’m emperor, neon pixies fly in and out of my ass when I sleep, and unicorns not only exist, they fart sparkly fairy dust.

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  6. Donald I’d love to listen to you, but I just got off the phone with Beyonce. She sounded breathless with tears in her eyes. She said she’s flying immediately to NC because she’s desperate to seduce a 71 year old white guy from Appalachia. She said she never had a white, nor an old guy, and someone suggested she contact me.I dont know if I’ll accept, she doesnt look white to me. You’ll have to excuse me cuz I need my rest. I stayed up last night to watch that pretty Indian…er…black(?), lady treat you so poorly. I didn’t know she was a Marxist…when did Groucho get to be so important? I thought he died. Anyway…gotta go put my dog in her crate, now that I know the Hispanic folks in the upstairs apartment plan to capture her for a weekend barbecue. Thanks for the warning. See ya at the next debate, although I’d avoid that lady from last night. Are you sure she isn’t one of those sex change freaks? She walked like a man and shook hands like a bouncer. I heard of someone long ago named Lola in a song by some English boys with a weird name…Kinks…I think. Anyway keep fighting for us white people. Everywhere I look I see browns, blacks, and some I can’t tell, but they’re not American like us. Oh, and since you’re free today, could you send me one of those Trump Ar-15s with your picture on the bumpstock? I need something in case those hordes of criminals crossing the border like water over a levee, make it this far. I’ll be damned if they get ahold of little Missy to feed those illegal little bastard babies they are carrying. Thanks Donald for asking God to slaughter our enemies in the name of Christ. Your ARE the chosen one. Everyone says so. I hear the polls say you won by a 150 per cent! Wow! That sounds almost impossible but I know with you ALL things are possible. Always yours no matter what anybody says. We white men must stick together!

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    • Scott, truly epic post, man. Wow, just wow!!! If I had a dog I’d share it word-for-word with her. Winning by 150% should be the new normal. Groucho says hi. And all done without invoking Victor Orban.

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      • North, I found it interesting that Viktor Orban was the only world leader Von Schitzie could name in his fevered “refuttal” of VP Harris’s statement about the level (or lack) of respect accorded “President” Trump by international leaders – what are Kim Jung Un and Vladimir Putin, chopped liver???

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