Come On Lindsey! It’s Not “Climate Change,” It’s Simple Math!

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Liz Cheney looked at the data and determined that the GOP cannot move on with Trump. I looked at the data, and determined that we can’t move on without  Trump at the helm   Lindsey Graham

Really Lindsey? Are you sure? After all, this isn’t like, actual climate science and shit, which you have to reject immediately, this is simple math. You know, like your grandkids need to pass in school?

OK pal, let’s start with a quick tutorial. In November of 2016, when Trump should have been at the zenith of his popularity, he lost the election by more than 3 million voters, and only gamed out the electoral college due to 77,000 useful idiots micro targeted by the Kremlin in three states. He inspired a global world record protest crowd on the day after his inauguration, took a 40 seat spanking in the House in 2018, and managed to get himself turfed out by his own voters after one term while the voted for more traditional candidates in down ballot races! This is a triumphant success story?

It only gets worse, because Trump’s alleged magic only works for Trump. Trump backed GOP stalwart Luther Strange in an AL special election to fill Jeff Sessions seat when he became Attorney General. Strange lost to a pedophile judge. Then Trump backed the pedophile judge, and Alabama elected a Democrat to the Senate for the first time since Noah took up ship building. He backed a guy who helped Conor Lamb in PA flip a seat that was supposed to be untouchable, and he supervised flipping two Senate seats in Georgia that gave the Democrats the majority.

But it gets even worse. Because all o this you have to be knowledgeable of, at least on a fundamental level, because your dumb ass lived through it. But on Friday night, almost in passing, Rachel Maddow laid out some new jams that may tend to upset your apple cart. She didn’t spotlight it, just ran through it, but I caught it, and here it is.

In 2020, if you were a GOP challenger running for the United States House of Representatives in one of the 10 open districts, meaning no incumbent on either side, the congratulations! Because it turns out that each one of you ended up polling 1.5% points ahead of President Trump in your district! That’s right. We’re talking about people who nobody but their family even knew what their name was 6 months ago, and they all more or less outperformed the rock star  El Pendejo Presidente by 1.5% in their districts!

*slap* *slap* stay with me here Lindsey, cuz I’m about to get medieval on yo’ ass. Because if you happened to be a GOP incumbent up for reelection in your state of district? Congratulations again! Because you out performed the God of the Party by an average o9f 5.7%

Lindsey, sweetie, give ne something to work with here! The normal paradigm is that a popular candidate at the top of the ticket helps to pull the down ballot candidates up on his coattails, bringing as many people as possible across the finish line in a state. That’s the way it goes.

So go ahead, educate me. In what GOPtard universe does it require the state and national down ballot candidates to push, pull, and drag the fat ass of the most revered politician in recorded history over the finish line in their states?!? Donald John Trump has spent The last 6 years steadily shrinking your base. Now suddenly you are incapable of growing the party without his leadership. Go ahead pal, I’m all ears.

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10 COMMENTS

  1. He’s worse than the 2-faced mayor in Tim Burton’s movie about Christmas in Halloweentown. Wonder which way his head will spin next? Hope u don’t hold ur breath for ur answer from the pit. Math don’t lie. People do. Especially lilting Leningrad Lindsey poo. She’s so pitiful.

  2. not that anyone cares, but just sent in my taxes, just about the same as before the ‘tax cut’ that was the trump signature event. Not that I am hurting, but gates and bezos seem to be doing okay while I am about in the same place.

    • You didn’t seriously expect YOUR taxes to improve (ie, go down; get lower; drop; etc), did you?

      Back in the 1980s, after Reagan’s “great tax cut” deal, MY paycheck actually dropped. You know why? Because, while he was cutting taxes, he raised the Social Security withholding which, at my minimum wage job, had the net effect of my losing some pay (it wasn’t really much–about 25 or 50 cents a week or so).

      Republican “tax cuts” have ALWAYS benefited only one group: The wealthy and well-off.

      • The purpose of that 1980’s increase in FICA was because they suddenly realized that the huge population of baby boomers would all be retiring in the same two decades (starting around 2008), and the FICA current at the time was way insufficient to cover their scheduled Social Security Benefits. Anybody collecting Social Security now or soon can be thankful to the decision to raise FICA that they are receiving 100% of scheduled benefit (should be about 80% in 2034).

  3. “Really Lindsey? Are you sure? After all, this isn’t like, actual climate science and shit, which you have to reject immediately, this is simple math. You know, like your grandkids need to pass in school?”

    Well, there’s the problem, right there, Murf! Lindsey’s never been married (what folks used to call a “confirmed bachelor”–when they liked the guy and didn’t want to use one of the more disparaging terms) so he can’t possibly have any grandkids. He might have some nieces and nephews (and grandnieces and grandnephews) through his sister and her marriage but he ain’t got no grandkids of his own.

  4. The clown car continues to careen across the media screens. Will historians look back at T and his minions and wonder what collective madness their followers suffered? I won’t be around to find out, but hope that sanity and goodwill prevails, somewhere, someday.

  5. Lindsey Lickspittle’s problem is a simple one: lack of cojones. It explains everything he and the other Repugnican sycophants do.

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