“Shove It Up Their A$$” Speech
There are many renowned pieces of rhetoric delivered by American presidents. Certainly Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg address, and his first Inaugural speech, admonishing us to...
Rick Wilson’s Eulogy Of Elon Musk Is the Best So Far
We're so caught up in the awfulness of the Trump 2.0 debacle that we frequently fail to stop and smell the roses, translating that...
The Supreme Court Tells The Administration ENOUGH – Has Trump...
Oooo y’all this is SWEET. The Supreme Court has HAD IT with the use of the Alien Enemies Act. Part of it is the...
Neil Young Joins Springsteen with Anti-Trump Scream: ‘I’m Not Afraid of...
Neil Young, who was always surely in the running for everyone's favorite Canadian, is now also vying to be everybody's favorite Canadian-American as the...
ICE Barbie Deports South Asians to South Sudan
Yes, the federal government does have the power to deport immigrants who are not here legally. Of course, the whole process presupposes that the...
Mace Turns Congress Into OnlyFans, But Her “Naked Body” Is No...
What happens when you have a raging narcissist on the cusp of menopause? Go ask Nancy Mace, who seems to have concocted the best...
Hegseth Puts His Foot In His Mouth Up To The Thigh...
Y’all, HAHAHAHA Petey Boy tried to fumble his way through an interview including about protecting classified information and failed miserably! We all *know* he...
Pot Meet Kettle: Trump Accuses Kamala Of “Capitalizing On A Broken...
Just as the dinosaurs had enormous bodies and a tiny brain, which eventually led to their extinction, so does Donald Trump have a tiny...
JD Vance Has Tense Meeting With Pope Leo – Let The...
H0 H0 H0 y’all! This is gooooooood. I don’t know about you folks, but I find this *extremely* funny. Hoo boy, does the new...
How The DOGE Plan To Re-do Social Security Is Failing
And y’all, *boy* is it failing. What a huge mistake, or rather, series of mistakes, they have made, and we’re lucky because we are...
