Remember that great line from Men In Black? The redneck says to the space alien (not knowing he's a space alien,) "Yew'll get ma gun when yew pry it from ma cold, dead fingers." And the alien says, "Your...
If I wasn't such a cynical dude, it would almost be easy to feel sorry for former Vice President Mike Pence. In appearance he's a mild mannered, affable sort of goof. In 2016 he was so far behind in...
Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line. My ass. Only if that line is a circle for the firing squad to stand around. This is starting to remind me of a championship caliber sports team that ended the season...
Look, I know some of you are going to read the first paragraph or two of this article, decide it's just a regurgitation of other shit I've written before, and exit out. I humbly beg you tp read through,...
This is getting ridiculous. How many times do I have to say I love it when they eat their young. The freakin' election isn't even a week old, the balance of power in the US House isn't even decided yet, and...
Believe it or not, over the past few years, history literally repeated itself. And it wasn't the first time, either. Every 20 years or so, another new generation of voters comes of age over a 4-6 year period. And the Millennial...
With a soundtrack by The Surfaris and rock in’ video of various Republican types drowning in MAGA tears, the below video and comments are rockin’ little records you’ll want your jockey to play many times in coming years.
And with...
From everything I'm hearing, it's still on for Trump to make another pathetic El Pendejo Presidente banana republic spectacle to triumphantly announce his campaign for the Presidency in 2024. Nothing could give me more pleasure. Because he's walking into a...
This is not a drill. In the fallout from Traitor Tot's electoral Waterloo, it is apparent that the moderate, mainstream GOP is finally making their move to take their party back. With Trump's propaganda arm, FUX News giving them...
I wouldn't want to Rupert Murdoch right now for anything, even all of his billions. Because I get the feeling that the breakup he's just started is going to more bitter, bloody, and expensive than his last divorce. Because...
