You know, if I was a conspiracy theorist, or dues paying Q-Anon member, I’d be beginning to pay a little bit more attention right about now. It’s starting to look to me like Palm beach Barbie never checked the table of succession, and doesn’t realize she can’t become President if anything happens to Traitor Tot. I say this because with this whole Jeffrey Epstein debacle, she seems to be doing everything in her power to ensure that El Pendejo President gets ridden out of town on a rail.
Let’s just look at this week in chronological order. On Tuesday the DOJ was scheduled to turn over all of the documents in the now infamous Epstein File to the House Oversight Committee. They blew that deadline off, promising instead to begin trickling information out to the committee no later than Friday. Today in other words. And then today they release the audio book and the transcripts of Legal moron Todd Blanche’s two day lovefest with Maxwell in a prison meeting room.
Seriously? Um, excuse me guys, but have you DOJ people ever heard of a thing called a Secretary? Or do you ass clowns just throw everything into a huge pile in a storage room, then grab two armfuls, slap a label on it, and call it a file? Because you seem to be having just a touch of a problem closing with the issue here.
Look, Todd Blanche’s two day road trip was nothing more than a useless, self indulgent circle jerk, for reasons I’ll get to in a moment. And anything contained in that folder, from transcripts to audio, useful only for recycling to make Christmas cards is in the Maxwell File. The Jeffrey Epstein File is closed, it’s as dead as Paddy’s pig, just like its namesake.
And the House Oversight Committee didn’t ask for the Maxwell File, they asked for the Epstein File. You know, a file? Like, folders stuffed with documents and stuff? Investigative notes, interview transcripts, transcripts of planning and oversight meetings on Epstein? Not this lame pile of sh*t of the Ghislaine Maxwell two day self redemption tour.
And this could quite likely come back to splash sh*t all over Pam Blondie. Maxwell wasn’t asked one tough question, and she provided not a single new piece of information. Just to quickly summarize;
- Donald Trump’s name was mentioned almost as many times as Epstein’s, and according to Maxwell, he’s ready for beautification
- Maxwell was a friend of Trump’s long before he became President, and visited Mar-A-Slobo regularly, mostly without Jeffrey Epstein
- Maxwell never saw Trump enter one of the private massage rooms at his resport. Who cares?, when it’s his solo trips into the private bedrooms at Epstein’s apartment and island that are the crime scenes
- Blanche took a swipe at Bill Clinton, trying to dirty him up for the GOP junk yard dogs, but Maxwell said she only knew of one occasion when Clinton traveled with Epstein on his private jet, and didn’t see them together other than that
- Maxwell never revealed a single name on her own, only answering questions about names that Blanche mentioned, and he stayed almost exclusively with Trump and Epstein
Here’s how this could come back to bite Blondie on her dead ass. Maxwell was in a maximum security prison serving her 20 year sentence. She provided not a single piece of new information, expressed no remorse or compassion, and yet, within days she was transferred to a minimum security prison farm, where they now have to bring in extra guards due to her criminal classification. She got this cookie as a reward for her cooperation. When victims, their family members, and activists start reading these transcripts and listening to the audio, they’re gonna want Blondie locked up in a maximum security prison.
And all of this is a nightmare scenario for MAGA Mike Johnson. Hell, he sent the troops home to face the music two weeks early for their August recess, and is actively considering delaying their return by a week. And the whole purpose of this exercise was to let outside events over seven weeks make the whole Epstein mess blow over before they got back.
Which isn’t working. Even before this act of inspired arrogance and stupidity, democratic House members, who must love holding town halls this summer, since they can spend all their time playing Whack-A-Mole with Trump and the House GOP are gleefully reporting that after tariffs and taxes, the Epstein File is the third mentioned subject in almost every town hall. I think that most House GOP members who dare to go are showing up wearing Kevlar vests.
This. isn’t. going. to. die. Especially for the hard core MAGA base that feel betrayed by their boy. And as any diehard conspiracy theorist will tell you, Old conspiracies never die, they just recycle. Sweet Jesus, sixty two years later, and we’re still talking about The Grassy Knoll. Rest while you can, but stock up on Orville Redenbacher, because once the House finally gets around to coming back, the sh*t is really going to hit the fan.
I thank you for thee privilege of your time.
“he’s ready for beautification”. I think you meant “beatification” which is a step on the road to sainthood. But no matter, T is certainly in need of “beautification”: be it physcally, morally or politically
And what would be inappropriate to a person who provided and raped hundreds of children?