You know, I knew it would happen sooner or later.
If sore loser Kari Lake kept running her head, eventually some combination of words would tumble out of her mouth that in some way resembled vaguely a bit of truth.
It finally happened on the Tucker Carlson disinformation hour tonight, when her million monkeys on a million typewriters moment came and she admitted that her most recent loser lawsuit is basically a work of fiction.
Check it out:
Last time I looked, a "real crime novel" is fiction.😵💫
— Jim Davis (@phyleaux2) December 15, 2022
Yep, but more of a short story than a novel.
— SuzK (@SuzHK) December 15, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Things that are made up usually read like crime novels
— Jeremy Wojtecki (@jwojPAC) December 15, 2022
👍👍👍
Look at Tucker looking so tough, concerned and serious.
Or is that his look when tries to understand words.
— RogerB (@RogerBurston) December 15, 2022
Yup
I was fixin’ to say nearly the same thing pic.twitter.com/nejiMNpUL9
— Disgusted but more Hopeful (@ByDisgusted) December 15, 2022
😆
More like a short novella. Good luck selling that one lol.
— MB Frezon @[email protected] (@mbquilts) December 15, 2022
Yeah, nobody’s buying what she’s selling’.
IS THIS GROUNDHOG DAY??? I can't do another year of this shit
— Biggsie (@biggsieb) December 15, 2022
She’s determined to bore us to death like her hero.
Man, this one just hangs around like a bad smell.
— Dawn Ritchie (@Dawn_Ritchie) December 15, 2022
😖😖😖
— @ElonJet (@C52590457) December 15, 2022
I wish, Judy.
— 🇺🇦CarmfromtheHeights🇺🇦 (@Carmel51383815) December 15, 2022
Yup
Ffs
— Q🌎 (@politicsmasher) December 15, 2022
Indeed.
You can tell me anything that is far right and I'll pretend to believe it. It's called 'Playing Stupid For Dollars" Requirements are no fear of looking like a fool and and zero morals.
— Anti-Whine (@DonnerVirginia) December 15, 2022
Yup
Fox needs to be held accountable for this crap! This is a danger to the country 😡
— marybl (@marybl62) December 15, 2022
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Maybe our long national nightmare is nearly over.
Kari at least, however accidentally, uttered something that was not a total lie.
Is it just me or does that side-by-side of the two ass-faces look like Lake is sort of duplicating Tucker’s well-known “Did I just make a dooty in my diaper?” look?
I usually call it his “trying hard to understand those big words” face.
Nah. I still say it’s like the look you see on the face of a baby you’re holding when the smell tells you they’ve just had a big poop in their diaper. That confused look – that on the one hand it felt good (getting all that poopy pressure out) but on the other hand their butt’s all “squishy” and even if they don’t understand it like an older person they don’t like the feel of sitting in something wet and mushy. Plus their own sense of smell works just like an adult’s. So they seem confused. Look at Tucker making that face of his again and tell me it doesn’t look like the confused baby!
I like the side-by-side of Cucker and Curly from the Three Stooges
We were all thinking the same thing, Carlson always looks like he’s constipated!
Krazy Kari is auditioning for an audience of one.
The Mango Messiah.