This is going to be delightful. The Great Screenwriter In The Sky has provided us with a wonderful subplot to keep us amused while we watch Donald Trump’s now-daily all-caps meltdowns on Truth Social. The divorce proceedings of Lauren and Jayson Boebert should be something wondrous to behold.
The GED holder has taken to Twitter to defend her husband’s virtues, thoroughly oblivious to the picture that she paints of both of them as boorish and ignorant bozos.
Bobo wants you to know that the man did not “sick dogs” on the process server. She’s adamant about that.
The Daily Beast is reporting that Jayson began to curse at the process server.
“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but [he] did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside of the door, he closed the door then let the dogs out.”
The document noted that Jayson was cleaning a gun and drinking a “tall glass of beer” when he was served.
Boebert previously said she met Jayson when she was 16 and working at Burger King. The couple had their first kid, Tyler, when she was 18, and they recently shared that they’re about to become grandparents.
Speaking to The Daily Beast via text, Jayson said he was “upset,” but denied saying “anything bad” to the process server and that his dogs were “no threat.”
“I did not know what I was being served for or if it was some crazy left wing person coming to my house again,” Jayson continued.
“I was not drinking and I was not cleaning any gun. The divorce is sad, I did not expect this, I love her with every bit of my heart, she has been my soul mate and she is the mother of my Children.
“We have been through a lot together and I just want her to be happy,” Jayson said, ending with: “So it’s what ever she wants.”
And here’s the mailbox reference.
More recently, neighbors of the couple called 911 in August and accused Jayson of running over their mailbox and threatening them. In 911 calls obtained by The Denver Post, a neighbor is heard yelling to a dispatcher, “It’s Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband, Jayson. He’s running over my mailbox right now… Stop you jackass. Get the fuck out of here.”
This is just what we need now. Daisy Duke goes to Congress, becomes a grandma and then divorces hubby. This should be a howler.
Here’s Bobo talking about chasing Jesus being the way to a strong marriage. Apparently she didn’t chase Jesus right.
Lauren Boebert to women whose marriages are ending: “If you start chasing Jesus with everything that you have, I promise you, your husband will chase you chasing Jesus.” pic.twitter.com/2bYRQTOfOT
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) June 27, 2022
Interesting that she’s the one filing for divorce. She’s the one with bigger fish to fry. Wonder what that looks like? Here’s my take on it: I think Bobo is going to find herself a religious man and become a televangelist. And I think we should all have a tall glass of beer.
Dang! That photo looks like the photos of blow-up dolls in those sleazy ads! I wonder if that’s what she was trying to emulate?
Maybe Bobo could marry Kyle Rittenhouse. Wouldn’t that be a scream?
She’s definitely not chasing jesus. Not in that dress and shoes. If they want a world that emulates 1950s, she’s not dressed the part. She does look like one of those inflatable women sex dolls. Just sayin’.
She has never looked that good in her life. Photoshop does,wonders.
American political power is in the hands of people from the Jerry Springer show. Given the neighbor’s call to 911 & Lauren’s love of defending your ground with an AR15, the neighbors should have fired a couple rounds at his truck. Opportunity missed. The German people fell in line for Hitler’s mass murdering UNTIL the allies started shooting back. Fact. Until these fascists really start fearing for their own arses, they will continue to murder children and innocents. They live like kings while 2y/olds float face down in the Rio Grande due to their fascist policies. I wonder how far down the rabbit hole America will fall before we start acting like we’re in a phucking war? Harsh you say? Yeah, 400,000 dead BOYS to stop them before is goddamn harsh. Hard to rouse a fat, ignorant, entertainment addicted population. We’re not Ukraine. That much is clear.
This divorce of Bobo’s is good for Adam Frisch, I think. The evangelicals may decide that they don’t think so highly of Bobo for bailing on her marriage.
The evangelicals won’t give a damn. They have proven they aren’t “real” by their support of trumpleforeskin. If they can hold their noses and vote for one of the most vulgar examples of Human flesh, simply because he hurts those they hate, they will vote for anyone.
And that’s the key to understanding evangs-they hate, they hate in a very big way, and they want the people they hate punished now.
They will all start chasing her. A trophy woman on the side. And they don’t care about morals. That’s for darned sure!
Notice how she had to get the Bud Light dig in there? And of course hubby has to mention a crazy left wing person. These people just can’t get through a sentence without name calling, finger pointing and beating their drums.
Also heard that SHE’s requesting alimony and child support. Don’t know but does he make more money than she does with her taxpayer salary?
Depends on if he has opened another business/restaurant. It’s possible if the place is a success. I’ve no idea if the other one was.
I give you credit for suggesting they actually have mental processes that can be defined as ‘thinking’. Hypocrisy is their true religion, so anything goes. The fact that Jesus railed against religious hypocrisy over and over has somehow escaped the attention of these so called ‘christians’. Good thing Jesus was a Jew and not a ‘christian’. As was recorded in the gospel, Jesus reminded his disciples that if they experienced hate from the world, to remember it hated him first. Still does. Anyone who doesn’t worship money and power and speaks truth to power will quickly stand out.
I guess everyone she knows drinks beer out of a bottle or a can. (I believe the process server. She wasn’t there, so her version is second-hand at best.)
Well, maybe she just couldn’t stand a budding pretensious beer-out-of-a-glass guy. Gotta have standards!
I guess she also doesn’t know about draft beer.
The two best “watering holes” in my small midwestern hometown were great places to knock back a few (or more!) but one was the place you went to if you were in the mood for a cold beer in a glass. Specifically a frosted mug! Yep, Hunker’s had a couple of freezers behind the bar they made sure they kept full of beer mugs and well, a good draft beer drawn into a frozen mug is a treat even in the dead of winter!
This is true enough. A cold beer like you describe, with a cheeseburger, is some real refreshment. There was a bar in Denver that made terrific hamburgers and had beer like you describe. Some of the best nights of my youth were spent there. The “theater crowd” of which I was once a part, went there.
Why do I get the impression that when she mentions ‘sick dogs’ she’s talking about herself?
Actually she mis-spelled in that comment. Not that we should be surprised that Bobblehead doesn’t know that, as the expression goes you “sic” the dogs on someone – not “sick” them! But we already knew she was stupid. And most of the MAGA goobers won’t know she’s a blithering idiot who doesn’t know how to spell the operative word in a phrase we all learned as kids.
Boo hoo for BoBo. Maybe Jayson didm’t live up to her religious ideal of Jesus Locked and Loaded.