I never knew that a regular session of the House Oversight Committee could be so entertaining but that was because I was born too many years before the Era of Trump. If I was about 12 years old right now, this would make total sense to me. Lauren Boebert already regaled the House with her opinion on how “pretty” Donald Trump looks when he sleeps (you’re right, I should have issued a trigger warning. I’m sorry you threw up on your laptop just now. Forgive me.) but that was just the warmup. Then the 4-time GED taker displayed exactly the qualities that earned her that title.
Uh, they do cognitive testing. Cognitive dissonance is when someone holds conflicting beliefs.
— 🌸 🐾 A to the Z 🐾🌸 (@A_tothe_Z_Amber) May 17, 2024
She’s too damn ignorant to know (or care) that she even said something stupid. And then there are those who wonder if she said “dissidence” and that’s a whopper, too. Dissidence is protest against official policy and Trump breaks laws like other people breathe. That’s in his nature.
“Dis” something. Disappear, disco, disaster. Sheesh, you guys are soooooo picky! Lauren’s doing her best!
“Help my cognitive dissonance!” pic.twitter.com/BPOfCGQ62D
— Cryptid Politics (pro-DeSantis) 🇺🇸🐊 (@CryptidPolitics) May 17, 2024
Maybe Bobo is kissing ass this heavy in order to be considered for VP. Ya spose? My God, that would be the Ticket From Hell. But hey, it could happen. Remember, there is no low they won’t go, and it always gets worse. Those are the two guiding principles of Trump world.
And once again, let us rejoice that the GOP candidate for president in 2024 passed the same cognitive test as Koko the Gorilla. Do you suppose we could give the nuclear codes to Koko?
The nuclear codes would be safe with Koko.
A question:
As Don the Con claims he wasn’t sleeping, where did she see it happen?
Either she is lying in knowing how he looks while asleep or she’s calling him a liar for pretending to to BE sleeping.
Orrrrrr, maybe – but let’s not go down that bedroom path (Melania will have her guts for garters)
whoops – I posted in the wrong thread – can some kind mod move this to the correct Bobo thread)
I think Koko passed away a few years back. She was a kind, intelligent soul who had an unusual nipple fetish and frequently used ASL to ask her caretakers to show theirs. If the abominable orangutang knew it, I’m certain he would be making similar requests, but without her innocent curiosity.
It’s always entertaining when the chronically stupid use big words (usually incorrectly) in order to sound smart.