I don’t know if the universe ends with a bang or a whimper, but I do have a theory about the shit show down here on this world and how it ends. You’re familiar with George Bernard Shaw’s comment, “The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum?”

I think that one day there will be an announcement, just suddenly appearing on all the TVs  and computer screens tuned to the internet, and the commentary will be, “We are from the planet Xenon. This experiment has gotten wayyyy out of hand. We’re throwing in the towel. Good luck.”

Here’s Roger Stone’s contribution to that inevitable day.

What’s that you say? Has Stone never seen the moon? We don’t know, Voice of Reason. Either he never has, or he figures he can grift off the MAGAs with yet another faux Xian scam.

Alright, class, what are we going to do about this?

  1. Donald Trump marks the portal with a giant sharpie so that jets can fly near it and bomb it?
  2. The drunk from Independence Day flies into the portal and blows it up, saying “Payback’s a bitch, right Satan?”
  3. We nuke the portal? Because, you know, it might turn into a hurricane, so do a preemptive strike?
  4. Something else, see my comment below.

Roger Stone is a disciple of the P.T. Barnum school of philosophy, “There’s a sucker born every minute,” and “nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

 

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5 COMMENTS

  1. We get him a class in astronomy, so he sees pics of the moon under various conditions. And we get him mental-health care so he doesn’t feel a need to scam people all the time.

  2. Sometimes (with increasing frequency I must add) I feel like those beings from Xenon (or wherever) already threw up their hands and said “fuckit” – but we so disgusted with us they didn’t bother with any kind of announcement.

  3. ‘I don’t know if the universe ends with a bang or a whimper’—Sometimes after reading this kind of insanity, I feel like I’m going to end with a whimper, sooner than later. Where do these people come from? How do they come up with this insane sh*t? Roger Stone is an evil moron, he has absolutely no soul. He’s only out there to stir the pot and increase dissention. I might have believed there was a portal during the tRump years, given the vile, rancid people doing vile, rancid things in that building. But now? Give me a break, Roger, and just shut the hell up.

  4. I’ve heard/read people calling him an “evil genius”. Hell, he calls himself a dirty trickster. WTF?!? His current example of asininity is indicative of severe developmental issues. How did he ever get out of the short bus classes let alone ending up as an influencer in politics…BEFORE the orange shit-gibbon showed up on the scene?

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