Even the Energizer Bunny has enough sense to know when to quit, but not Mike Lindell. He just keeps going and going with the Big Lie. Lindell went on Steve Bannon’s War Room today and he claimed, “We have machines now. I do.” He also said, “If I worked for Dominion, I’d turn myself in now. It’s over.” File this under We’ll Believe It When We See It.
Mike Lindell states that he has Dominion machines and that “it’s over for them.” pic.twitter.com/EPbWgOv0Mz
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) May 8, 2021
Color me cynical but I don’t believe he’s got a Dominion machine — unless he stole it and then he’s got grand larceny tacked onto his rap sheet of charges.
Sir, if we knew, we would tell you. A lot of us are trying to figure this one out. And while we're throwing the butterfly net over Lindell, one for Rudy Giuliani is indicated as well.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) May 8, 2021
So let’s take a survey, class, shall we now? How did Mike Lindell obtain a Dominion Voting Machine?
- The voting machine fairy left it in one of his pillows?
- God gave him one, just like God booked him on Jimmy Kimmel?
- A smarter conman than Lindell found an old Coke machine, stenciled the word “Dominion” on it and sold it to him for a million bucks?
- The pandas who are examining the bamboo ballots in Arizona grabbed one and ran out the door with it, because it was shiny?
- Some other answer, see my comment below.
I guess he’ll never stop. I guess the man needs to lose every dime he has and end up a complete laughing stock. Obsessive compulsive delusion is an amazing state of mind.
He’s been kipling – and thinks he has dominion overgreasy palm and pines for brains
Kipling or tippling?
He’s a little like Trump, once a lie starts off one of his rants the momentum of his body language and prerecorded message squeezed in the little space in his brain reserved for common sense … that space has been crowded out by the self importance system ,,,
Neither one of them can throttle down their message long enough to see that the BS has become obvious in their delivery and people out here have begun to tire of the tirade and are aghast at the massive stupidity that boils over before the message has been exhausted …
They must live in a time warp where everything up is really down …
Both probably
God of our fathers, known of old,
Lord of our far-flung battle-line,
Beneath whose awful Hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine—
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!
HAHA!! Dominion is being held under an awful hand right now. Or at least some asshole is trying to hold Dominion under its hand! This is funny. I may borrow this idea. Thank you for this, Daithi.
Hmmm… I’ll go with 4. because it makes as much sense as anything else to do with Trump.
All the other answers are too plausible, which with current experience of Trumpworld makes them far less likely.
At the end of the day, we’re going to find out the True Role of the pandas in all this. :))
Someone got a mechanical device labeled “Dominion of Canada” and did some repainting before selling it to PillowDude?
Yeah, somebody just painted over “of Canada” and voila! Instant incriminating evidence. Doncha love it?
5 – It IS possible somehow, nefariously, that he has one in a back room somewhere, but the nice thing about the current level of tech and modular electronics and surface mount, micro parts, plus very complex software bundles, loaded and ready to run, even the best tech would croak, trying to figure out, or reverse engineer those machines …
One of the cute things companies do with these kinds of machines is blind side the boards with un-labeled parts, and with multi layer PC boards, even the techs use special setups to test boards and black boxes, something way beyond his knowledge level … and those test machines only work with secret worksheets …
So he is dead in the water if he opens a machine, which probably is loaded with tamper resistant entry and break-away indicators that would put him in jail as well …
He better stick with pillows, they probably won’t bite him in his behind …
I am simply amazed at this development. I am sure that if in fact he got hold of one of those machines, the fact that he did so only adds to his legal problems. There is no other way it could be. And he doesn’t seen to realize that’s a problem.
This guy is going to have more trouble getting (or holding on to) decent lawyers than Trump! I’ll bet Dominion and their lawyers heard the “cha ching” of an old-fashioned cash register when they got this bit of news.
Wait, wait. It’s all true. I have it on good authority from Sasquatch that Lindell found a Dominion machine in the Himalayas while sourcing foam for his religopillows because they had to be hidden in the far corners of the world to cover up the FRAUD. And as we know, the Himilayas pass through China (pronounced “GI-NA!”). Which interfered with the election on behalf of Biden because if Biden got elected which of course he didn’t as any self-respecting Trumpiot will tell you, not to mention Marjorie “I sure didn’t leave my heart in San Francisco but I definitely left my mind by the side of the road” Taylor Greene who literally said that at the Villages in Florida last week (land of stupidity, alligators, hanging chads and Ron DeFascist – I live here – I know), then the Republicans would keep making a big deal out of Hunter Biden’s laptop, and China makes most of the parts for laptops sold in America, so that would sell more laptops and China would make more money and drive the trade deficit even more in their favor and eventually the US would just go bankrupt and GINA would have DOMINION over the US so there you have it. It all makes sense now.
I go for option 3. He’s been bamboozled.