While shopping in the “stuff you couldn’t make up” aisle of Twitter this morning, I just had to throw this item in my cart – Trump was on Truth Social yesterday calling himself a “fine and brilliant young man” while taunting V.P. Harris about her poor “pole” numbers. I swear if this guy gets any better nuttier his aides will basically have to post content that is just Trump howling at the moon…
“…the businessman-turned-politician is going all out to prove that age is just a number — particularly as he now contends with the idea of facing off against Vice President Kamala Harris, 59.
On Monday, Trump took to Truth Social to excoriate Harris, who is currently primed to replace Biden as Democratic nominee.
“Lyin’ Kamala Harris, the Biden appointed ‘Border Czar’ who never visited the Border, and whose incompetence gave us the WORST and MOST DANGEROUS Border anywhere in the World, has absolutely terrible pole numbers against a fine and brilliant young man named DONALD J. TRUMP!” Trump wrote…
…While there may be room for debate on the Biden administration’s handling of the southern border crisis, it is notable that Trump is trying to advertise himself as “brilliant” and “young.”
At 59, Harris is nearly 20 years younger than the GOP nominee.“
Well, BI, I suppose one could characterize drumpf referring to himself as brilliant and young as “notable” but I can think of better words for it – laughable, stupid, ludicrous and delusional all come to mind.
Folks on Twitter have a few ideas for what it is also…
The rich kid who failed to mature fully lost it a long time ago.
— TRUMP A PSYCHOPATH WITH DEMENTIA (@JTMLX) July 23, 2024
Yup
Pole numbers? pic.twitter.com/krRk2FmMMB
— Crazy Fenak (@CrazyFenaker) July 23, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Dementia problem
— Aristotle (@goLoko77) July 23, 2024
Yup
Lot's of cope here.🙄
— Sandy (@sandiechill) July 23, 2024
He’s the king of cope.
Pole numbers pic.twitter.com/dTvsIyug7j
— Barrimus (@barrimus_prime) July 23, 2024
😆
Did that say “young”? Is Don Jr., sharing his supply?
— TEF (@blktai) July 23, 2024
Um, I think he has his own…
Has anyone tried to Google this "fine and brilliant young man?" I feel sorry for him having to go through life carrying the same name as the greatest traitor this country has ever known. I hope he's okay.
— Reesh (@ReeshBeMe) July 23, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
He describes himself as brilliant 6 words after misspelling a four letter word….
— Duke Jeopardy (@DukeJeopardy) July 23, 2024
Yup
https://x.com/masg66/status/1815601266371747841
🤣🤣🤣
Trump the epitome of a young man! pic.twitter.com/z9orE3reUj
— SurfChic_Cbad (@CbadSurfchic) July 23, 2024
👆👆👆
🤣 he HATES being the old guy. And JDV makes him look older too! Time for bed Pop Pop!
— Miss T 💙✌🏼 (@MissTaken2050) July 23, 2024
Yup
bless his heart pic.twitter.com/5gwLCktRPi
— Herd of Monkeys (@HerdOfMonkeys) July 23, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Worried about his "pole numbers" no doubt
— Petra Peter Gardella (all pronouns) (@gardellap) July 23, 2024
Yup
— Ontja Huscarlnäherin (@OntjaH) July 23, 2024
Will someone please take away his phone before he calls himself dynamic, handsome, witty and sexy?
If I laugh any harder, I’m afraid I’ll displace a rib…
Von shitzinpants is wrong on all three counts-he is far from fine, brilliant, and young. He might have gotten man correct at least he has the genitalia for that if not the attributes which usually make one a man. Cowardice usually isn’t considered one of those attributes.
Of course the f*ck-wad party just gave the w.h. to him so it matters not one iota what the dumb-ass calls himself.
I’m getting ready to spend a few hours with a wonderful couple married 65 years. He’s 90, with NO short term memory, and she’s a frail 88 year old, forgetful but still doing pretty well. They both are higher functioning than the orange tick. He’s not only out to phucking lunch, he’s been sucking the life out of us all for nine years. Sorry spike, I can’t get onto the bitter express train. It’s too early to predict what will happen in 3 1/2 months. Hell…I’m not absolutely sure I’ll be here when the sun goes down. One day at a time my friend. I believe we’ll pull off the improbable. Never give up hope. In my case, they’ll have to wrest it from my cold dead fingers. Take a deep breath and be glad you’re alive.
Pole Numbers (at Gdansk Shipyard)
He’s so full of sh*t, he has to wear a diaper!!
Alternative Facts. Facts? Trump “facts” are f**kwads. The “deposit” some perverts leaves on the ground in a park watching women. Or on the floor of some porno theater. Or the stall of a bathroom at a strip club. The Alternative version is those nasty “wads” after bacteria breaks down and turns them colors and flies have landed on them to lay eggs and they start oozing.
THAT is what we get from Trump and his ilk.
🤔 Well, actually, this makes a lot of sense. Trump often goes onstage, without a hint of understanding the irony, to Village People’s “YMCA.” Several of the fist lines of the song start with “young man” and Dementia Donnie thinks they’re talking to him!! 🤪🤣
The CONVICTED ORANGE FELON calling himself a “fine and brilliant young man” is four lies in as many words! He/it is course and vulgar in the extreme! He is also a low grade moron with the worst case of Dunning-Krugers known to exist! He is far from young! And he barely qualifies as human, but is NOT a man by any rational definition!
The king of lies strikes again!!
you sure that wasn’t phoned in by John barron?