I swear to God, Trump’s campaign staff must be ordering Maalox by the railroad tanker full, because by the time we get to election day they’re all going to have ulcers.
Truth be told, it’s been kind of fun over the last few weeks chronicling Traitor Tot’s myriad of missteps and boo-boos. But at the same time, probably the comment I get most often is something along the lines of, So what? Remember, nothing will cost His Lowness a single vote among his psycho mob.
That may well be true, but it doesn’t mean that it isn’t costing him anything. There are two things that both candidates should be doing in these last 16 days. Hitting every battleground state stronghold revving up the vote for a top turnout, and modulating your closing argument to appeal to the most last minute undecided voters possible.
And only one candidate is doing that, Kamala Harris. I won’t repeat all the ways that El Pendejo ex Presidente has not only gone off script, but instead has flown off the rails. But if what I’ve heard the last couple of days holds water, Trump may well politically be cutting off his nose to spite his face.
This is information from two people I totally trust, one yesterday and one today. Yesterday it was veteran GOP pollster and strategist, Editor of The Bulwark, and founding member of The Lincoln Project, Sarah Longwell. In these last few weeks she has been lasering her focus groups of undecided GOP voters as well as undecided Independent voters.
And what she’s hearing is terrible news for Traitor Tot. In the last 10 days or so she has been hearing more and more frequent grumblings about Il Douche’s mental fitness. And they’re mentioning specific episodes.
And today it was Larry Sabato, the head of the University of Virginia Political Sciences department, and editor of Sabato’s Crystal Ball. With Alex Witt on MSNBC this morning he said something like, If you want an October Surprise, how about this one. We’re now starting to hear respondents specifically referring to Trump’s mental fitness.Â
This is why I’ve been begging for the media to cover Traitor Tot more, and they’re finally doing it. Not suffering us through two hour rally slobber fests, but taping them and then showing the lowlights often, and it’s obviously starting to make a difference.
One example will do. Last night Traitor Tot held a rally in golf legend Arnold Palmer’s home town. It was memorable for two reasons. First, it appears that many people who attended must have thought that they had wandered into an Andrew Dice Clay show. And Traitor Tot didn’t do all the heavy lifting, he set up the audience to scream SH*t! too.
The second was as disgusting as it was disturbing in assessing Trump’s mental stability. The Cheeto Prophet waxed nostalgic on the greatness of Palmer, including a rather randy recollection of Arnie’s physical manhood. He wistfully related how former pro golfers on the tour had enviously told him they had never seen anything like Arnie and his package.
Two things. For one, why would any former tour pro golfer want to regale The Pampers President with stories about the size of Palmer’s manhood? The words penis envy scream out at you. And the other thing, I spent the better part of 15 winters showering in locker rooms as a hockey player, and never once did I even glance at somebody else’s tool, much less exclaim to myself, Holy Sh*t! I’ve never seen anything like that!
It’s a simple mathematical fact. Trump can’t win with just his base vote. His only hopes are to use palsied, skewed aggregate polls to depress Democratic voters fearing another 2016 and energize his own base, and bullsh*t post election lawsuits that will try to create another constitutional crisis.
But the one thing that could toss a monkey wrench in those strategies would be for his behavior in these last 21 days, from lies about FEMA in North Carolina to waxing poetic about the size of Arnold Palmer’s 3-Wood punches Democratic turnout to the point that the margin of victory makes it more or less moot to file the lawsuits. And just think, we still have 15 days of uncontrolled d*ckdom to go.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Penis envy – does Stormy Daniel’s want to jump in here and remind voters that orange menace has a teeny weeny weiner? No manhood at all, so to speak. That would be a nice surprise when he’s talking up Arnold Palmer’s penis size. Why? Because he hardly has one. That is probably why is attacks women sexually (and otherwise) – he is not a man!
With the momentum (decreased possibly but still pretty strong) that VP Harris has going, do you really believe orange menace can depress Democrats (and others who are voting Democratic) from voting? People are Motivated! Maybe as many magats are motivated also, but the yard signs for VP Harris are everywhere now and a few weeks ago there were almost none around here. And there are fewer signs for orange menace. Either he is charging too much or they are too lazy to put them up but they seem to be fewer in number than a few weeks or months ago. I hope that’s a sign, pun not intended, but I won’t count on anything except the results on or just after Election Day. And if it’s close, I pray VP Harris won’t cave and just give up. Fight!