I understand that Dr. Oz’s television show was health-centric, so he was not likely to spend his precious 30 minutes talking to the vivacious Jennifer Lopez about her music, or her successful acting career, or her marriage, but it seems to me if you really wanted to sell, sell, sell your herbal green tea powder and various other miracle cures, you might ask J. Lo what kind of diet and exercise regimen she follows that allows her to look like she is in her early thirties as her fifth decade on this spinning rock encroaches. I mean it’s way too late for me, but some of the women in his audience might be really interested in that conversation.

But not our man Oz, he wants to know all about her pee.

I wish I had the knowledge of @DrGJackBrown resident Twitter body language expert, because the screen capture at the top of this post freezes in time the precise moment that the OZ man asked Jennifer to “describe” her pee to him.

Those hands clenched together in anticipatory glee tell a story, don’t you think?

Christ he looks like a cartoon villain right before he ties Miss Polly to the train tracks.

Here’s the vid:


Correct. I thought this guy was a surgeon.


Yup.


I notice he hasn’t asked John Fetterman about his pee.


Sorry.


🤣🤣🤣


Yup

👇👇👇


Yup


😂😂😂


Yup


🙌


Yup

I think this guy is just too weird to ever get elected to statewide office in Pennsylvania.

But then I thought Ted Cruz is too big of a dweeb to be elected in Texas, so…

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5 COMMENTS

  1. I remember watching him, on guest shots on the Oprah show. Back then, he was talking about poop. I just took it as kind of sensational but at the same time, he could educate people about changes in bowel habits that could indicate serious problems. Still I thought mostly it was sensational. This video and his run for office pretty much confirm him as a huckster.

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  2. Even before I switched from football to cross country for my fall sport in high school I knew that one’s urine should run clear or nearly clear at least once a day and light to medium the rest of the time. Not sure where I picked that up. Perhaps the family doc or one of my parents but it’s not like it wasn’t a commonly known thing.

    Now, I can understand a Urologist getting into specifics with patients but that’s not Oz’s specialty. Which means like others I’m starting to wonder if he has a piss fetish! Maybe he and Trump bonded over shared “golden shower” stories. Bottom line is that it’s weird.

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  3. It’s green Mr magoo. The color of money. At least he didn’t try to dance in front of her or we’d know what she had for lunch.

  4. Someone in the article mentioned they thought Oz was a surgeon. Well, so was Ben Carson.

    The sitcom Scrubs, which was based on the experiences of an actual M.D., always had disdain for the surgeons on the staff referring to them as “scalpel jockeys”. I wonder if, given the putzes we see in real life and another doctor’s recollections, if there isn’t some reason for thinking they are not quite as proficient in medical knowledge as your primary care physician. Near as I can figure, if you’re going to cut someone open you need a general knowledge of Anatomy and I’m not so sure you need much else other than an extremely steady hand.

  5. How long do we have to listen to this crap from this Yo Yo! I still wonder whether he commutes everyday to that shack so he can claim residency. I seen somewhere that another maga rocket scientist has thought of this approach to living in a state. Out west somewhere I think

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