I was convinced earlier today, and for quite some time actually, that Herschel Walker is the most batshit character in American politics, but now I’m thinking he’s only first runner up. The holder of the Krazy Kracked Krown is Jon Voight.

The mentally ill seem to flock to Donald Trump, like moths to a flame. Maybe they recognize themselves in him. Mike Lindell is another member of the loon court that of course leaps to mind.

Voight is not making a whole lot of sense here. I listened three times and I still don’t know what he’s talking about.

Umm…okay, let’s get started. The same force that saved Washington’s bacon back in the day will save ours? And that is,

  1. The French?
  2. The Masons?
  3. The cherry tree?

At least he didn’t go on about how evil Uncle Joe is. At least we were spared that, this time out.

His daughter, Angelina Jolie, dropped his name and doesn’t speak to him. Makes a lot of sense. And he, in turn, has been known to talk about her “mental” issues, if you can believe that.

Third world war, huh? And that started three weeks ago, you say? In Florida? Uh huh. Frankly, I think nuking Florida is one hell of an idea. Maybe it can split from the mainland and go down to Atlantis and and Ron DeSantis and Marco Rubio can get jobs driving yellow submarines, which I imagine to be like taxis down there. Could we get that lucky?

 

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    • I am beyond devastated that the climate deniers, both in and out of congress, have avoided reality for this long. I fear for our planet and for our species. Maybe some species are just too stupid to survive and maybe one day an alien civilization will come here and say, “Uh, huh. We have seen this before. They couldn’t govern themselves properly and they went extinct. They were too stupid to cope with the situation.”

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  1. I think he hit his head when he fell off the cliff in Deliverance. Now we need to be delivered from his shrinking soul.

  2. I wonder which part of “the world” in WWIII will be defending Trump? Because I’m guessing it’s everybody on the planet who’s not MAGA vs MAGA. I know where my money’s going on that bet.

  3. let’s see. One thing that saved Washington’s army was getting them all vaccinated (well, variolated) against smallpox. That is probably anathema to the Trumpies.

  4. Jon, you’re a washed up has-been actor who can only get acting jobs when your daughter gets you into her films. Your opinions have to weight and mean nothing to the vast majority of Americans. When the evidence of what your turd emperor has done this time is released to the public you are going to be known, without a doubt, as someone with less sense than the creator of the universe gave a sub-average goose. If you do not wish to further embarrass yourself please STFU. Obviously the opposite is something else you can do: keep spouting nonsense and everyone will know you’re a fool. Oh, and a traitor for supporting a traitor.

  5. Voight dropped out of my college. He was a,business major, not a,drama major. Allow me to apologize for him ever being in movies.

    Angelina put him in movies? She despises him because of the pain he caused her mother with his repeated adulteries. Seems to me he shouldn’t talk about anyone’s mental.health when he needs treatment for sex addiction and being a basic douchecanoe.

  6. I have had no respect for Voight since he turned out to be so very different from the character e played in CONRAK. He is the antithesis of intellectual in his analyses of almost everything, and appears here to be showing a bit of dementia in trying to defend the indefensible.

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