Maybe we can make a comedy about this, similar to The Mouse That Roared, and call it The MAGAt That Shrieked. We’ll let that be our working title.
The movie starts out with a former news anchor who had some relative credibility for many years in her local market — I say “relative” because she worked for Fox News — before she drank the MAGA kool aide and went bonkers. She got too bonkers for Fox News, because even Fox News will get the basic facts out there, most of the time when they aren’t actively deflecting from a story. Where they go off the deep end is with their commentators, who are pure conspiracy theorists.
Maybe that’s what Lake wanted. Maybe she wished she could be the next Laura Ingraham but they wouldn’t give her the big break. So she decided, I’ll show them. Here’s her latest madness.
Just days after the white supremacist motivated Buffalo shooting, Kari Lake calls migrants entering the country “an invasion.”
Lake: “I’ll take the oath of office and the minute my hand comes off the Bible I’ll grab a pen and we’ll sign— issue a declaration of invasion.” pic.twitter.com/IvcDqiA4iI
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) May 17, 2022
A “Declaration Of Invasion.” Hoe kay. And she’s going to do what then? Have Wendy Rogers steal a crop dusting plane and go water bomb Tijuana? What, exactly?
And it has been pointed out by the tweeter who posted this, Patriot Takes, that page one of the Buffalo Shooter’s manifesto says, “We are experiencing an invasion on a level never seen before in history. Millions of people pouring across our borders…”
What she's referring to. pic.twitter.com/xqf2ox3kEr
— ?????End the Kakistocracy (@VirtuallyNo1) May 17, 2022
This is getting interesting, especially since Lake goes on and on about how she doesn’t recognize that Joe Biden is actually president.
Maybe she’s planning for Arizona to secede from the union. Lots of luck with that. And Mexico has its own army, what does she plan to overpower them with, anybody know?
The part of this that isn’t comical at all is the Replacement Theory endorsement. You would think that she had enough common sense and/or class to wait a decent interval after the Buffalo mass shooting, but apparently not.
It fascinates me no end that MAGA appeals to wealthy, entitled white people who feel that they are the ones to lead the persecuted masses. Lake is a chip off the Marjorie Taylor Greene block and Greene is a mini Donald Trump.
I hope Arizonans have enough sense not to vote for her, or they will find themselves in hari kari lake, drowning. They’ve got enough baggage with Paul Gosar and Andy Biggs, not to mention Wendy Rogers. They don’t need this crazy in the governor’s mansion.
She’s going to seize control of the Jewish Space Lasers and use them to zap any border segment that hasn’t got a falling down part of the Great Wall of Trumpistan
Those are the only war powers she’ll have. F.F.S. these people are not bright.