I can only imagine the scene that preceded Donald Trump bailing out Madison Cawthorn Monday morning with an endorsement. I’m pretty sure that for weeks Cawthorn’s people have been contacting Trump’s people and the begging has been going on, shamelessly and nonstop. I’m sure Trump loved every minute of it. He loves nothing more than when people are acknowledging his Power, what a Kingmaker he is.
I’ll bet Trump played it for all it was worth, “No, Maddy, you’ve been bad. Can’t help you this time, dope.” And then finally, “Awwwright, Maddy. I’ll return you to Congress. Just this once. But you better be good.”
The day before the NC primary, Trump tries to come to the rescue of his young disciple Madison Cawthorn, who “made some foolish mistakes.” pic.twitter.com/erzpT4VuxE
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) May 16, 2022
This is the man who said he could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue and not lose any votes.
Enjoy a little parody thread. There is much truth in comedy.
TRUMP: Can you believe Joe Biden is creating a Ministry of Truth?
GOP: How Orwellian!
TRUMP: He doesn’t even realize that the election was rigged and the Russia investigation was a hoax and Fauci lied about the Chinavirus and I was Michigan Man of the Year and
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 2, 2022
TRUMP: I have become so powerful that any Republican who opposes me is no longer welcome in the GOP! There’s never been a primary season quite like what we’re going to see in 2024
DeSANTIS:
TRUMP: Did you say something, Ron?
DeSANTIS:
TRUMP: Didn’t think so
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 2, 2022
TRUMP: Manipulating these people is child’s play! Here, I’ll show you: Kamala Harris squidburger Montessori cocaine dynamite Chernobyl
D: Trump is out of his goddamned mind
R: DID CNN TELL YOU THAT? ?
TRUMP: Execlsior grapefruit anaconda
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 2, 2022
TRUMP: No single figure in the history of the GOP has wielded such unilateral power, which is why my endorsement is so crucial in the midterm races
GOP: So who do you favor in Oklahoma’s 4th district
TRUMP: It was that one guy who shook my hand, I think his name was Jiminy
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 2, 2022
Madison Cawthorn can comfort himself that he got something that Josh Mandel couldn’t no matter how much he abased himself and therefore is better than Mandel. You can only imagine what condition your life must be in if your sole comfort is having one up on Josh Mandel.
Tomorrow is going to be an interesting day, no question about that.
The former guy wants us to give *him* a second chance.
Cawthorn has had a lot of chances, and hasn’t yet learned anything.
They can both take long walks off short docks.