Why oh why do I bother doing Screwtape Letters parodies in a political climate like this one, which is beyond parody? Good KKKristian and staunch Klan Mom, Marjorie Taylor Greene is here to bring us the latest scoop from Hades.
Turns out Marge hears voices in her head. We hope that they tell her how to service Jewish Space Lasers, because I don’t think there are maintenance contracts for those.
I don’t purport to know what goes on down in Hell, but Marge is showing you all the details of her mental landscape, more than you ever wanted to know, in fact.
What is that thing called,… where people think they hear voices in their head? https://t.co/JCkpHkXFVo
— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) April 30, 2022
I’m going to be very honest. I’m amazed to hear a woman of her age spout the old nonsense about how women will do anything, I mean anything, just to keep the male around. This is the kind of thing that women my age (I’m 69) used to howl about in consciousness raising groups back in the 70’s. And she is seriously discussing this in the year 2022?
Now here’s a gem.
New Video: MTG VS CATHOLICISM
Irreverent insurrectionist Marjorie Taylor Greene basically calls 83 million Catholic Americans Satan worshipers, just to "own the libs" and show her contempt for President Joe Biden, a Catholic. pic.twitter.com/imfc31LCWR
— Keep It Together, America! (@BuzzBroz) April 28, 2022
Now this makes sense. Marge may indeed know something about the workings of Satan because she is Satan — or a distant, dull cousin of Satan’s. While I’m no fan of The Devil, I will give him credit for a lot more intelligence and gravity than this mental and spiritual amoeba possesses.
Maybe the movie had it wrong. The Devil doesn’t wear Prada, the Devil wears flip flops and watches soaps.
Make no mistake, a sitting US Congress member talking about Satan whispering in woman’s ears telling them to get abortions so the men will marry them is a cause for alarm and great concern.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) April 30, 2022
A US Congresswoman said that Satan whispers in women’s ears to abort their pregnancy and promises in return, the man will marry them.
That’s some really, really, really, fucked up shit right there.— Woman In The Moon (@SassyKadiK) April 30, 2022
Remember that the Ku Klux Klan also persecuted Catholics as well as Blacks and Jews.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's anti-Catholic remarks this week — saying Satan controls the Church — are the continuation of a long line of bigotry.
NO ONE in the Republican Party condemned her.
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) April 30, 2022
Between Marshall law, the Jewish Space Laser controlling the weather, and Satan telling women to get abortions, Marjorie Taylor Greene is a one-woman argument for why we shouldn’t ban books.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 30, 2022
Looking forward to the newest book series: "Are You There, Satan? It's Me, Marjorie."
— Match Corrects Himself (@CorrectingMatch) April 30, 2022
This is what’s sitting in the House and able to able to vote on laws, none of which she understands beyond their trolling value. I hope something happens in this country, and fast, to get us away from performative jackassery (thank you, Ben Sasse) and back into governing or we will go the way of the Roman Empire and not too long from now.
If Satan is talking to anyone, it’s to people like MTG. They want power, and apparently have no moral or ethical barriers in acquiring it.
Auld Nick must be getting really desperate if MTG is the only one listening to him.
Can you believe this? “Get an abortion and I’ll give you a husband as a door prize.” Gimme a break.
I’m fairly sure, on the evidence, that other republicans are too.
So, is Margie telling us that SHE had an abortion? I mean, she has a husband so, going by HER OWN WORDS (cue, that “very special” Brady Bunch episode), then she had an abortion.
She has to prove otherwise.
Everyone with a Twitter account needs to troll Margie asking her about her own abortion (and make sure to include her quote in the process).
Marjie Kooky Pants might be a one woman argument against book banning/burning but she most definitely is a very good reason for keeping abortion legal. A pity her mother did not exercise that right…
But here’s the thing Margie can raise funds from her IQ challenged fan club in the millions. Yes, and the real feel good part for her??? It’s small cap givers, the GOP worker bees who cough up their coin believing she is the living end. But wait she’s really not as has been described elsewhere a thorn in the side of the Dem Party, She is definitely a heavy load for of the GOP more so. Here’s a hoot for you to all mull over, should Margie win her seat she still won’t sit in committee, Nancy Pelosi and Company seen to that. So for the first two years of her next term she will be a lame duck for electors. I’d give a lot of thought before an X in her ballot?>????