Once again, Donald Trump put on a skit in real life that is more absurd than any satirist could pen. He’s at a rally in Florence, South Carolina tonight, endorsing some candidates and brutally burying others. More about that in a moment.
But he started out the night’s festivities strolling down memory lane, with his New! Improved! memory hole version of foreign relations with the country of Ukraine when he was in office.
You’ve heard this sound bite before and will again about how he gave the Ukrainians aid. Not a peep about Impeachment I. No, that went into the memory hole and then into a black hole in space. You’ll never hear about that from him.
Trump, in Florence, South Carolina, takes credit for sending military aid to Ukraine — ignoring that, you know, he was impeached after he got caught trying to withhold it pic.twitter.com/OevrrJP5WI
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 13, 2022
Did you see what is written on the Newsmax chyron, “My personality kept us out of war.” Again, if a comedy writer wrote this, you would say, “Nah. Too on the nose. Too unbelievable.” But there it is.
And here’s where it starts to get totally nutso. The way Trump makes it sound, he and Vladdie were in their jammies and talking on the phone every night — despite the eight hour time difference between Washington and Moscow. But then again, Trump was on Twitter at 3:00 a.m. Maybe it was 11:00 a.m. in Moscow and Vlad was just waking up and cranky, who knows?
Trump says this could all lead to WW3 because we don’t have anybody to talk to him. “You had someone to talk him with me” pic.twitter.com/p3BdkWtceU
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 13, 2022
And this is more of the same.
Trump on Ukraine: nobody can look at the bloodshed much longer. It’s a lack of respect… It happens to be a man who is driven. He’s driven to put it together… It should’ve never of happened if he respected our president… pic.twitter.com/1MEmJwBFe0
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 13, 2022
This is the clip I alluded to earlier, where Trump brutally trashes Nancy Mace. I don’t feel sorry for her. She groveled and she asked for this.
Nancy Mace’s video in front Trump Tower backfires as Trump bashes her for making it pic.twitter.com/DeLMnx9uoq
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 13, 2022
Mace made the video after Trump endorsed her opponent. She should have just taken it on the chin. And speaking of her opponent, here she is.
Trump must be trying to increase the membership of the Palin-Boebert caucus of the GOP. Here is endorsed candidate for Congress, Katie Arrington. pic.twitter.com/QQ7eeFposs
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 12, 2022
I don’t know where they find them. But this is Trump’s choice. She ought to lower the IQ level of the House another several points.
Another post on the rally will go up later if Trump says anything noteworthy. Right now, this is the rancid flavor of it all.
If it were up to Julius Geezer, Putin would be rolling tanks through NYC right now. Eff off, loudmouth!
He’s probably just hand Alaska and the Aleutians back first – after all there’s only 2.7 miles between Big Diomede (Russia) and Little Diomede (US).
After all, Vlad the Putain wants to bring back all the former Russian Empire and Alaska was Russian until 1867
While true, you know and I know Putin would do him that solid eventually in NYC.
Why stop with NYC? Take the whole damn thing! Anyone who agrees with this fascist should be part of an exchange with Ukraine. Send their ass there to their real leader & bring those lovers of freedom here.
No reason for them to stop there, no, but you know that’s where they’d start.