The Russian Honeybee Has Flown, That Doesn’t Stop Madison Cawthorn From Sharing His Dreams, In Comic Sans No Less

I never thought I’d live to see the Grand Old Party sink to its knees like a sick cow. Likewise, I never thought that its death throes would be heralded by the worst human beings on the planet, let alone in the party, running for elective office on its ticket.

There is bad, there is awful and then there is this.

Do you think Madison Cawthorn has ever actually cracked open a book in his spare time, or is this pretty much it? pic.twitter.com/Fxio9D99ja

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 28, 2021

Here’s what Maddie has to say to the likes of you and me.

Amazing.?

These people are unwell pic.twitter.com/uEKoZyb1lC

— Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) December 27, 2021

Left-wing losers still bitter over their debunked Russia Hoax are spreading lies about me.

They love to slam "conspiracy theories." They are the true conspiracy theorists.

— Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) December 27, 2021

He says he met his buddy in a casino in St. Petersburg. There were no casinos in St. Petersburg in 2018. So it was a different city, or it wasn’t a casino, or what?

And while Madison is at it, maybe he could explain this. His staff knew that January 6 was going to get dicey. Isn’t that interesting? Or is this conspiracy theory, too? Especially with Peter Navarro going around bragging about recruiting 100 congressmen to his cause.

Amazing. It’s like you and your staff knew there was the potential for physical harm on January 6th… pic.twitter.com/3bA1lRYxjb

— Rob Jackson (@muh_thoughts) December 27, 2021

And here’s something else to explain. We may be here all night.

Amazing. You’re anti-vax but you’re selling Operation Warp Speed stickers on you website.??‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/nl8RO97bzp

— Rob Jackson (@muh_thoughts) December 28, 2021

Uh, oh, spaghetti o’s, you can’t go both ways on this issue. Pick a side.

Now this next one is satire, I am sure. The only reason I say that is because of the age of the females he’s scoping out. I think that Match.com must have a rule about dating minors. I post it here for comedic value.

Is this YOU Madi??? pic.twitter.com/6AvVT0eG2t

— #VAGINARIGHTS ? (@peachcocoagirl) December 28, 2021

I like TreePuncher69. Hell of a handle.

Here’s an interesting tidbit.

Why are you calling people conspiracy theorists when they're just questioning your own words?

I lived in Europe. You can't just take a spur of the moment trip to Russia. You have to apply for a Visa in advance and provide a detailed itinerary.

What are you trying to hide? pic.twitter.com/7jXDl0VyjJ

— #SophieSchollsGhost (@Saintsfan5348) December 28, 2021

Christmas is January 7? Aye aye aye. Putin almost had a real bonanza last year.

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