Roger Stone knows that the best defense is a good offense and so he’s found a way to be as offensive as possible. He’s suing the local Catholic archdiocese for demanding that parishioners wear masks. What’s that you say? The only way you’d believe Roger Stone entered a church was if he was really a vampire and hiding out there? We agree. And don’t forget, the publicity will deflect a bit from the lawsuits flying his direction like bats.

My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Is he wearing pedal pushers or pajamas? Where’s Murfster? He was raised Catholic, maybe he can explain it to us.
Stone claimed back in 2018 that he was broke, that Donald Trump never called him anymore, and that when he was moving himself and his wife from their Fort Lauderdale mansion to a one-room apartment, that the moving truck slipped and broke his wife’s ankle. That was then. Earlier in 2021 he announced that his wife had stage four cancer. Subsequent to that he was at right-wing events filling garbage bags with cash donations.
Maybe Roger Stone would like to slide this into the church bulletin? pic.twitter.com/8HyPNOsiWK
— Dad With No Filter ?? (@pottymouthdad) October 18, 2021

That’s Stone dressed as a hippy and wifey in blue. Just normal, upstanding church going folks, Trump style.
I just assumed he was an evangelical wingnut with all the talk of Gee-suss. News to me that he claims to be Catholic.






















Got news for him: if the RC church wants you to wear a mask when at a church function, you wear a mask or you stay home. (Find a location where the bishop is against masks and vaccinations. It isn’t hard.)
As I remember, a vampire cannot set foot on consecrated ground. And like all others of his ilk, all he really cares about is money! Oh, and being as much of a racist a$$hole as possible.
While Jesus was being crucified once again upon his return, the Maga crowd would be chanting, as did the jews the first time, “we have no king but caesar”. Stone would be leading the cheer.
It isn’t your eyesight that is failing you, Ursula. Although Stone is the kind of person who MIGHT wear PJs to church, he is DEFINITELY the kind of BSer who would light some candles in an Italian restaurant or a friend’s back patio or an ornate gas station restroom and call it a church! I don’t think we should accept his staging as truth.