Mike Lindell Talks About His 8 Attorneys General Who Are Going To Get His Suit Before SCOTUS

I have heard that one dubious benefit of substantial wealth is that you can create your own world to live in and populate it with people who will agree with you. Mike Lindell is the poster child for that presumption. Like the old Timex commercials, after all he’s been through, he’s still going on about how he’s going to prove the 2020 election was fraudulent. Here’s the latest. Mark the calendar well, we’re now in October so all this magic needs to take place in six weeks, approximately.

Mike Lindell claims he has at least 8 Attorneys General (but he wants 30) who support his voter fraud case to go to the Supreme Court by Thanksgiving. pic.twitter.com/3qLih2oZeT

— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) October 1, 2021

He’s got eight, he says, but of course he won’t name even one, which means he’s got zero. But apparently this sells pillows. I guess. Dominion says that it does and I defer to their superior judgement.

And of course it gets worse. It always does.

Mike Lindell claims that Trump won and that Republicans would have the House and the Senate majorities because of election fraud. pic.twitter.com/AxB847j6XQ

— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) October 1, 2021

This is the crux of Lindell’s bubble world. If only the Democrats and the Deep State didn’t figure out an elaborate scheme to steal the election, then all of the wingnuts in Wingnuttia would be holding elective office, with more on the way. I’m going to send a memo to George Soros and ask him why if we were stealing this election we couldn’t get a few more Senate seats, oh say ten or fifteen, I’m not greedy, and another 50 House seats and then we wouldn’t be struggling like we are to get basic legislation passed. But Lindell doesn’t think of any of this, because he’s too busy in his dream world, which I guess is an apropos place for a purveyor of sleep accoutrements to dwell.

And of couse he’s got help from right-wing media. Here is another somber tale of voter fraud being reported in Georgia but then renegade Republicans, if I understand this correctly, buried the story. And so therefore you can only find the truth on the wingnut chennel(s).

Podcast host Stew Peters claims a member of the NRSC had evidence of blatant voter fraud and provided the evidence to Brian Kemp, Brad Raffensperger, Kelly Loeffler, and David Perdue. This person then claims they eliminated his RNC account and buried the story. pic.twitter.com/3MM4LFJ95d

— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) October 1, 2021

That’s some compelling evidence. So far it qualifies as hearsay, double hearsay, as a matter of fact, but what, we should let that bother us?

I stand by my memo to Mr. Soros, if we stole this election, somebody botched it, they didn’t steal enough. I want the Deep State to make me the Stolen Election Czarina. When that happens, believe me, you’ll see some real percentages in Congress. We’ll keep a few GOPers around to laugh at, but that’s about it.

As a bonus clip, here’s your favorite fruit fly going on again about these awesome patents that nobody knows about but her, which corrupt elections.

Sidney Powell says the government funded patents that manipulates votes, injects false voters, and generates an algorithm to predetermine elections. pic.twitter.com/yaWLsWk2T8

— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) September 30, 2021

Let’s see if Sidney Powell uses her reasonable person standard with this, as in “no reasonable person would believe anything she says.” She did put that forth as a defense before. Let’s see what happens with that.

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