Lady Karma, believe it or not, can be a real perv when she wants to be. Her message to manly MAGA males is, dude, if COVID-19 doesn’t kill you, you’ll never have a boner again and so what good is living, hmmm? Once they hear that, expect a flood of calls and online appointments for vaccination. Those guys will be sleeping out on the sidewalk to get in line for a stab, like it was a Ted Nugent concert, or a selfie with Donald Trump.

Or, maybe Darwin’s Law will prevail. If they don’t have enough sense to vaccinate, they won’t be able to procreate. Maybe we could do a rap song about it.

 

 

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11 COMMENTS

  1. “If they don’t have enough sense to vaccinate, they won’t be able to procreate.”
    Damn catchy line there, imagine a low, going louder drum roll, with the crash of gong and cymbals after 2 seconds of OMG thoughts time …

    Kids these days, even the grads, are living in a vacuum of common sense and the freedom to be stupid fostered by the biggest turd to ever become a so-called president in this country …

    Damning the torpedo’s was never a very secure way to live, more likely the way to injury and long time suffering … this message is a strike at one of the most personal injuries to occur in a young man’s life and just the thought of it SHOULD cause your lineup for the needle … 🙂 🙂

  2. So let me get this straight…not only can COVID can cause death and crippling ailments but it can also make sure you’re unable to reproduce? This feeds right into mine and Mom’s Darwinist take on how these freaks are going to be made extinct.

  3. I understand that most of the MAGAts are incels anyway, so how will this make much difference? I suppose that preventing them from infecting innocent folks will be worth getting the MAGAts to vaccinate…

  4. There’s plenty of jokes to be made with this story, but I’ll refrain and just say something serious. One fatal flaw in the Trumpism cult is an inability to accurately assess risks. Like teenagers who chain smoke, they believe in their own immortality and immunity. I really don’t think this will affect their thinking, they will all see themselves as so manly and virile that of course this won’t affect them.

    • I see that as a strategic advantage for us. It makes them easy marks for the right kind of plans that can counter, as brute force is the only tool they have in their box. Against something like COVID-19, it is useless.

  5. After over half a million (official count, likely twice that) dead, the don’t believe that Covid-19 kills, it’s just a harmless flu. Even when their own have died. I don’t think they’ll believe this either. Go Darwin.

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