Ibiza is an Island in the Balearic chain off the coast of Eastern Spain, that has long had a reputation for hedonism, expensive mai tais, casual sand sex and binge drinking.

A party destination for the youth set, sort of like Europe’s answer to Cozumel, only pricier.

Tucker Carlson knows this, being an heir to the Swanson Food fortune, whose own biological mother left him with his father at age the tender age of six to pursue what Wikipedia euphemistically calls “a Bohemian lifestyle.”  

Make of that what you will.

Although Tucker probably has extensive knowledge of Ibzia, I doubt his core audience does, so he probably set off a mad run on the Google Machine with this mini rant on abortion on his show.

Yes, yes Tucker, women are showing up desperate to Planned Parenthood to endure abortion so they can fit into their bikinis for the summer season at Ibzia.

Is that where mommy went, sad boy?

What a malicious, lying little shit you are.

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1 COMMENT

  1. Wait…he’s a fried chicken TV dinner heir who was abandoned by his mother so he grew up to be a hate pundit? That explains a lot…but it’s a bit like Game of Thrones meets Dumb and Dumber.

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