If Einstein had been a contemporary of Donald Trump, you would have already heard how he had inspired the scientific genius on his ground breaking views. So what’s left, argue that time travel exists or just bank on it that he can convince people that historians do fake news and yes, of course, Trump knew Einstein, it just wasn’t in 1934, it was at Studio 54.
Trump’s already on the Moon, waiting for his buddy Neil. pic.twitter.com/NcrLd1K52u
— Dominion Underground (@MD18013) September 12, 2026
I’m quite sure that Trump is gnashing his teeth, wishing that he had thought of this. What a coffee table book, much better than anything of Melania’s, Trump present at the opening of the Suez Canal, Trump negotiating the end of WWI and WWII and that classic, Trump during the sinking of the Titanic, pulling passengers out of the water.
Don’t be surprised if you see something like this show up. Xmas is coming, after all, and Trump’s ego is insatiable.
Yeah! Quite plausible of him, isn’t it. Other notable absurdaties he may claim fame to could include how he: taught Jane Austin to ignore the moral implications of debt and vanity whilst cheating a whist; teaching Virginia Wolf how to navigate herself out IKEA; traching pidgeons to use cameras and stalk his ANTIFA enemies, for non-fake evidence; instructing the US weather bureau to cause clouds to rain down $5000 cheques to all his MAGA suckers; instructions on how to sleep and crap – undetected – through court cases, unnecessary war, national security briefs, oval office pressors. The tomes he could lay claim authoring to are endless!