Dementia Don is still obsessed with showing the Canadians who’s who and what’s what. The problem with that is that Canada has already said “kiss my ass” either directly or indirectly. Trump just can’t let go of his obsession with changing the name of Lake Ontario.
Trump on Canada: “They are one of the worst countries in the world to deal with… We’re taking them on… you saw Lake Ontario. People thought I was kidding, but maybe I wasn’t.
Because the last one you saw was the Gulf of Mexico. It’s Gulf of America. So now we have a gulf and… pic.twitter.com/V2RI7zmdle
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) August 26, 2026
Even if Trump managed to somehow bully mapmakers worldwide into changing the name of the body of water, what is that to Canada, really? The very idea of it is stupid and it reeks of 25th Amendment time.
Of all of the bad ideas Trump has had, attacking our neighbors to the north is surely the worst. And Trump will find out when the lights go off in Michigan or some such, exactly what ties we do have to the Canadians and that it behooves him not to mess with such things.
Oh, Canada.
Only this “very stable genius” could take one of our main allies and trading partners and turn it into a hostile situation. Well done, sir.