Okay so this is not a rant nor a ramble, but comes out of hysterical laughter. This is SO worth it, y’all!
From Crooks and Liars:
Canadian MP Goes Scorched Earth on Trump.
HOST: Mr. Angus, what’s the latest? What do you want to say to Donald Trump?
ANGUS: Well, listen, Mr. Trump, right now you’re trying to shut down the American economy for Christmas. I mean, who does that and what? Because Elon told you to do that? Like, you are plunging your nation and your people into a world of hurt. And so what are you doing? You decided you’re going to pick on your quiet next-door neighbor. That’s like going to the librarian down the street and shouting at them to divert attention because the cops are after you. No, we’re not going to put up with it, Donald. Here’s the thing. We’ve got the world’s longest undefended border. We’ve got $100 billion worth of trade. We’ve got just-in-time delivery going back and forth all across the border. And you want to put not just Canada but your own citizens in a world of hurt, what, to look like you’re tougher than us? Well, go for it. It’s going to hurt. It’s going to hurt a lot of people on both sides. But the message that I’m hearing from people across Canada is they’re not afraid of you because they know you’re a convicted felon. They know that all the people that you’re bringing in to run your organization right now, and I call it an organization rather than a government, are all grifters and thieves and thugs. We’ve got to look after our own interests right now. We will work with your country. We will work with our great neighbors. But, Donald, don’t push us around.
The best part of that is that Angus wasn’t screaming, pounding the table or adding any theatrics. It was delivered in a calm, matter of fact way, with the right amount of gravitas as to tell the Orange Felon and his puppet master, President Trump, they are about to enter the FAFO zone. That is what confidence and strength sound like.
Yes I wimped out. Kindof. But you never know when I’ll not be a wimp. H0 h0 h0.
And NOW you know (the rest of the story) why there was hysterical laughter. When I grow up I want to speak like this guy. What do YOU think about this?
As always with Trump his mouth writes checks that his abilities can’t cash.
Since we were the first to land men on the moon…how come we can’t make it the 51st state? Musk could help construct a colony and our Space Force could easily kick ass and take names. Maybe we could get the same technology shown in the Bond film You Only Live Twice, where we intercept and scoop up any satellites we don’t like. Let’s start with those damn Jewish space lasers, move them to the state of Moonmusk and use them to subjugate the world.
Pinky: what are we going to do now Brain?
Brain: we’re going to take over the world!!!
Maybe I can find a way to get this to our new mob boss…Godfather Musk.
And much laughter ensued! Thanks for the comment! (Godfather Musk, teehee)
Got that right! Thanks for the comment!
Herr Trumpler knows nothing about military history and cares less, so he’s ignorant of the sterling reputation hard-earned by Canadian armies in both World Wars, where they were highly valued (alongside the equally ferocious Scots) as elite shock troops by the British Army. The Canadians were respected and indeed feared by the Germans, even by Hitler’s much-vaunted SS Panzer divisions, whom they fought (and vanquished) in the battles following the Normandy invasion. At that D-Day operation, Canadians had their own beach; they fought from it through Normandy, into the Low Countries and Denmark, finally arriving in Germany as part of the victorious Allied occupying force. Now, I’m not advocating any conflict twixt American & Canadian armies, that would be absurd. I am, however, putting Trumpler on notice that Canadians aren’t folks you want to try bullying. They don’t like it and won’t submit to it.
As a Scot…I understand fierceness. I’ve been to Quebec, Montreal and Vancouver. Nice places. I knew the Canadians were part of that landing. Thanks for the history lesson. Southpark hasn’t helped the Canadian image. After all, this is the land of shallow platitudes and tv/radio/internet now elects our leaders. Ww2? That was a hoax, right? Like slavery, 9/11, etc.
You should look up the words “propagandized indoctrinated, useful idiot.”
They’re your resume… your autobiography.