Junior Just Alluded To “Feds” Murdering Inmate On Trump’s Watch

Back in 2016 the novelty act that was the Trump bid for the presidency was quite the selling point. The political pendulum was ready to swing back after eight years in solid Democratic territory. That, coupled with the fact that Hillary Clinton was hated by many (due to the successful right-wing disinformation campaign against her) allowed the worst candidate in the history of politics to slip through the cracks with 77,000 votes in three states. He was new, untried, riding a populist pitched wave like nothing we had ever seen. People who had never voted before, Mike Lindell being one, came out and voted for the circus act over the stateswoman.

That was then and this is now. Trump is up for the third time at bat and there is nothing new or unique about his candidacy. No, it’s old, tired, jaded, and forced. And if you want to really see forced commentary, take a look at Junior’s podcast tonight. Yes, he looks and sounds loaded as usual. Nothing new there. But he’s especially having problems with basic words and a few that he seems to have coined on the spot. I particularly like the fact that he brings Jeffrey Epstein and Ron DeSantis into the latest assassination attempt against his pater. Whut? Precisely. And then it gets really weird. Wait’ll Daddy gets wind of this.

He looks like he’s either on drugs or trying to communicate with another dimension!

— The Rational Rebel (@CaliLogicalMind) September 17, 2024

I Googled “loomnatick” but they didn’t have an answer.

— Paul Gundlach (@PaulSGundlach) September 17, 2024

Junior continues to struggle pronouncing words tonight as he invents another new one with “partisify.” pic.twitter.com/yahZ78Muox

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 17, 2024

Now here’s where it goes off the rails. Ron DeSantis is opening up a “parallel investigation?” Like in a parallel universe? Because this is the first that anybody outside of Junior’s skull has heard about it.

We literally just watched the Sheriffs office do their conference. No one tried to shoot Trump. The dude is only charged with possession. And DeSantis has nothing to do with any of it. DeSantis is why that guy was able to walk around with guns.

— Grace🇺🇸 (@grace_hackney) September 17, 2024

So now the feds killed Jeffrey Epstein? Really? You mean, like the feds that were running the government when your father happened to be president of the United States? Those feds? Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center on August 10, 2019. It was no secret at all that Epstein had partied hearty with a lot of very well known and powerful men, all the way from Prince Andrew to Junior’s father, who was the then-sitting president.

This is a really stupid admission for Junior to be making publicly. It would be stupid to make it privately, but to make it on the airwaves is really out there. If anybody would know about the “feds” making “Epstein disappear” it would be Daddy-O. Has that not occurred to Junior?

Yes, but IIRC his hyoid bone was broken consistent with manual strangulation.

— Taylor Swift for president! 🔥🌊🌈⭐️🌞 (@your_bugs) September 17, 2024

I think Junior needs to go home and have Kimberly put a nice, cool cloth on his head, while he contemplates a tactful way to walk this one back. Oh, wait a minute, Junior’s got some new squeeze now, that’s right. Kim will probably throw a frying pan at him. Maybe she already did hit him in the head, that would explain a lot.

This was not a good faux pas to make. There are slips twixt the cup and the lips and then there are giant fuck ups and this is in the latter category.

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