What you’re about to see may qualify as the Eighth Wonder Of The World. The rationale behind naming it that would be to commemorate the thing that made it clear that the movie Idiocracy was sheer prophecy and now it has come to pass and we are living in it. I may go back and rescreen Idiocracy to see how that society reached its nadir but one thing I know about ours: We reached ours the day that Trump got the GOP nomination in 2016 and this is the new nadir today, this object. For now, in any event. The morrow may well bring yet a new bottom because there is no low they won’t go. And when I say “they” I mean, Team Trump, MAGA, the Trump family, the whole lot of them. They have no bottom.
I hope they blame the owner of the platform in case of an accident. 🤷♂️ https://t.co/vBFZVfa799
— Sig Chri 🇺🇦 🇦🇹 (@Fella_IA_X25) August 5, 2024
Voila. Trump said the thing was incredible and I concur. It is beyond belief. Bookmark this event, August 5, 2024, when we hit yet a new bottom. And bottoms will continue to be hit, of that there is no doubt. And it get worse. Incredibly, from this bottom it get worse immediately.
This is how Trump thinks he’s going to win the election. By insulting the Gov of GA, his wife, the Lt Gov and the Sec of State, insulting black journalists, then accepting a Rolex & dancing with this chud with a tie down to his knees. Talking to his own shrinking base. pic.twitter.com/PTOTKB0Mv8
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 5, 2024
A Rolex, huh? Wow, that’s a minimum $30K contribution right there. This is getting so strange. I wonder what the FEC is going to make of all of this. Are gifts like cars and Rolexes counted as income? I tend to think that if it was you or me that they would be. Now here’s another jewel.
The Greatest Donald Trump Costume Ever! Order today from https://t.co/BF2i6dCb1A and ride like a President!
— Trumpy Cover (@TrumpyCover) June 11, 2024
Two thoughts come to my mind:
1. Will the lawyers take the car or the watch to settle their fees?
2. Is driving this thingy like driving a golf cart? Because that’s the last thing Trump has driven in many years, unless I am mistaken.
I’m sure there will be another bottom soon, but for now, this is it. It’s bread and circus time, folks. Trump is Cantaloupe Caligulia and this is his Rome. It is up to us to save our republic and our civilization.
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I remember when ConOLD was trashing EVs. So now that muskrat is giving him (or not, who knows?) bucks, he’s gonna drive himself around in an electric truck?
I see that Tesla “truck” and flash back to what’s widely considered the UGLIEST vehicle GM ever produced. The Aztec. I could write reams about how that thing came to be but even for all their arrogance it didn’t take GM long to realize how badly they screwed the pooch trying to force that thing on buyers.
When I first saw a pictures of the Tesla “truck” I thought ‘where the hell’s the truck?’ That thing is NOT a truck. A TRUCK has a cab and a bed. Sometimes people buy a cover to place over the bed but it can be removed if the owner needs their truck for shit people actually buy trucks for – an open bed that’s easy to load stuff into or get it out. And to pile the contents high if they want.
The Tesla “truck” is car/van combo of sorts. Only with less cargo space than a van because of the shape. Or maybe a scaled down Humvee with a funkier shape than even a Humvee has. Electric powered but still a fucked up looking vehicle (even with a normal paint job) but it’s not a truck. Hell, it’s not even an El Camino!
Trump might have pretended but he looked at that thing and the ONLY thing he liked about it is it had his ugly-assed image painted on it. But I guarantee he was thinking WTF is THAT thing supposed to be? As soon as the cameras are gone I want that thing off my property! Lock it away somewhere and I’ll auction it off to the MAGA suckers after the election and pocket the money.