OMG. This is going to be a howling $hit$how for the ages. And that was my prediction last week about the upcoming Republican National Convention but post-Butler we’re going to see the new, ascended Donald Trump. The survival of the “assassination attempt” at the Saturday rally is being hailed as a Divine Miracle. And hey, maybe there is some supernatural intervention here but if that’s the case, it’s Satan and not God who is responsible for Trump not getting blasted to kingdom come. And I’m glad he didn’t. Because the conspiracy theories are already flying that this was the doing of the FBI under Joe Biden’s orders, bla bla, and if Trump was a dead pile of orange meat right now, he would be a martyr. Better Joe should beat him at the polls fair and square and let history record him as the loser he is. Far better.
I have been asking for days why the initial report of broken glass on a teleprompter isn't being investigated. Local police told two news sources that, Axios and Newsmax. Axios deleted the tweet, Newsmax updated that Trump said he was hit by a bullet so now that's the gospel.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) July 15, 2024
This is the starting point. Trump, favored by none other than Almighty God, has lived to lead the people. You think I’m joking?
God chose to have the bullet kill one of Trump’s supporters, then? pic.twitter.com/Glk6qq6z7c
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 14, 2024
This the the proof the Messiah Complex crowd needed.
— Deacon Blues (@DeaconBlues0) July 14, 2024
They may start praying to him next. This is becoming weirder than weird.
The hand is too big. pic.twitter.com/lWf79fgILz
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 15, 2024
That’s the windup. Here’s the pitch:
“Former President Donald Trump has completely rewritten his convention speech in light of the assassination attempt against him on Saturday and will call on Thursday for a new effort at national unity,” the report states. “In an exclusive interview with the Washington Examiner a day after being hit by a sniper’s bullet, Trump said he wanted to take advantage of a historic moment and draw the country together.”
According to the conservative outlet, Trump said, “The speech I was going to give on Thursday was going to be a humdinger … Had this not happened, this would’ve been one of the most incredible speeches” that he said would have targeted President Joe Biden.
“Honestly, it’s going to be a whole different speech now,” the ex-president then added.
The report continues:
“He has switched, he said, from planning to excite his voter base to one that demonstrates his belief that the attack on him at a rally in Pennsylvania had changed the election campaign entirely.”
“Both Republicans and Democrats have acknowledged this in the aftermath of Saturday’s shocking incident,” the report also says. “Trump said people all across the country from different walks of life and different political views have called him, and he noted that he was saved from death because he turned from the crowd to look at a screen showing data he was using in his speech.”
Certainly, they’ve called him. Big strong men with tears in their eyes and they say, “Sir, we know The Truth now, that you are Sent From God and you will lead us into a Perfect Future. Oh, Sir, I regret I have only one vote to give for my charismatic cult leader.”
We should all keep a bucket or some kind of receptacle close to the computer/television set. Because you are going to be sick when you see how weird it gets at the freaking convention. On that you may depend. This weekend was surreal, the past eight years have been surreal and the next three months are going to be the ne plus ultra of surreal.
Now where did I put that tab of acid? If I find it, I can at least console myself that: hey! I’m on drugs! Maybe God will send me a flash of inspiration to find it so I can avoid this EVIL reality for awhile. This country’s culture is too phucking sick to be tolerated while sober…too goddamn twisted.
I always said ‘ Who needs drugs when there are people around. Life is trippy enough!!’
So, the person who created all the hate and division in this country, and the world, is now calling for national unity. Hahahahaha! Hey, if this makes him an actually better person, fine. But it will not. No AR-15 was going to just scratch his ear. Or his face (I believe the blood on his face is splashed from his ear). Look at what AR-15 bullets did to the school children and then what this orange liar says it did to him. I am not buying it. That was glass shards hitting him from his teleprompter just like the initial reports. He has to lie about everything. Big.fat.liar! Anything for a buck, anything for a vote. And the media makes me sick that they buy, and amplify, everything he says.
So now they’re even more full of shit. And everybody but them knows it.
A true come-to-Jesus moment for the orange messiah. He incited a violent coup attempt and has built on that theme throughout his campaign. But now after a brush with death he realizes he’s at risk and it’s the nutbars in his own flock that could send him to that perfect golf course in the sky. Tomorrow he’s got to calm his raging mob and hope they aren’t disappointed. Somehow I think they will be.
Any attempts by Trump and/or his surrogates will, sure as the world turns and the sun comes up and sets each day quickly go by the wayside. I doubt it will last through the convention. Even if Trump actually is having his speech re-written when the chants start coming from the audience he’ll go off-prompter and start to ad lib. Now, he might try to play statesman but it would be as comical as my fat old disabled ass that either falls or nearly falls (but can catch myself on something in my apartment to keep from hitting the floor or at least doing so hard) trying to get out on a court and play some basketball again. Once Trump starts ad libbing any unity talk will wind up turning into some snide or even nasty comment that will have the same effect on “unity” talk as a tornado hitting a trailer park.
Von Shitzinpants has spewed hatred, ignorance, and contempt for, well all his life but he has increased the volume and amount since coming down that shlockey elevator in 2015. IF this was an attempt on his life (rather than what I think was a staged performance), he has reaped what he sowed. I just thank the creator of the universe this wasn’t an attempt on President Biden’s life. That actually would have been dire. This pants shitter? Quite frankly who gives a f*ck.
We need to remind everyone we see just what happens when you call for violence against “vermin”, etc.: it comes back to bite you in the ass. And make no mistake–if this was real, it was brought on by his own words and actions. Period. People need to be aware that this is what he brought upon not just himself, but upon our nation.
There is no way I can watch the convention, no way. Like I can’t watch any debate w/tRump, or his speeches, too toxic. I did find some relief back in W’s day, watching his debates as I had a Nerf dart gun, and I could fire it and hit him between his little squinty eyes every time he said something repugnant, without doing damage to my TV. Wish I knew whatever happened to that handy tool. I could use it now for watching MSNBC, when they seem to need to play repeat after repeat of The Thing’s rallies and other crapola. It pisses me off. You don’t have to watch Faux to end up seeing way too much of tRump. I’ve been avoiding many of my news shows because I just couldn’t listen to the BS about Biden. Now that we seem to be getting that going in the right direction, we have this, and again, the MSM is doing repugs bidding. It gets discouraging after a while.
What about “I am your retribution”? What about the camps for brown people (and those who have “wronged” him, such as Democrats, newspapers, news anchors, and everyone else who ever called him by a truthful name that hurt his feefees? Is that suddenly gone by the wayside? What about the J6 “warriors”? Is he still planning to pardon them? I have questions about this new, kinder, gentler menace. How can he be a dictator and bring the country together to all hold hands and sing happy songs together? I really want the answers. I think his “unity” will last as long as the convention, first day.