Trump’s Kindergarten Judge Points Her “Cannon” At Her Own Deck

I’ve been indicted more times than Al Capone!   Donald Trump

Maybe, sh*theels, but then again Capone spent way more time in prison than you so far, and came out wasting away from syphilis, do you’ve still got that to look forward to.

Have you ever accidentally stepped on your crank at work, and got called out for it? I know I have, everybody has, unless you work for yourself, then you’re crank-proof. But once you do, what do you do next? Lay low, try to find your souvenir Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak, and make as few waves as possible until the kerfuffle blows over. After all, repetition could get your dumb ass fired.

But when you’re young, inexperienced, and bone stupid, but have a lifetime appointment to protect you, then you can be as stupid as Barney the Dinosaur, and nobody can do anything about it. And right now, from where I’m sitting, if you spray painted Judge Aileen Cannon purple, you’d have Barney the Dinosaur, in a $40 polyester robe.

I’ll spare all of us a detailed recital of the world class, juvenile delinquent f*ck up that the Divorce Court failure has entertained herself with. we’ll just suffice to say that twice now Judge Loose Cannon has tripped over her robes, and both times the 11th Appellate Circuit has jumped up and down on her in colg cleats. But you all know the old say8inhg, When the going gets tough, the stupid get stupider.

But now she’s picking a fight that will give Special Counsel Jack Smith a gold plated platter with which to get the 11th Circuit Appellate court to recuse her dumb ass, and put a real, qualified judge on the case.

I’ll make this as brief and painless as possible. Trump’s legal koi have filed a motion to have Trump’s indictments thrown out, since the appointment of Jack Smith as Special Prosecutor was unconstitutional. Jack Smith already had to be licking his chops in expectation of her stupidity. But then Judge Cannon let her stupid freak flag fly, and entered Olympic Gold Medal territory.

Trump friendly groups started filing Amicus Curie (friend of the Court) briefs, and asking permission to argue before the court. And here’s where cannon’s stupidity gets a 1st class ticket to Olympus.

A,ocis briefs are not uncommon at the lower court and appellate level. But that’s exactly what they are, written briefs from allegedly interested parties with a stake in the outcome. The judge politely reads, them, then puts them in a box for fireplace tinder when it gets cold.

But smelling a way out of the morass she has sunk into on this case, Cannon apparently loves the idea of tossing the indictments as unconstitutional. She is scheduling an entire court day for oral Amicus arguments, in :30 increments. For reference, in a Supreme Court argument, wach side has a maximum of :30 to make their case, and that includes judicial interruptions.

Former DOJ nabob Mary McCord put it perfectly on MSNBC today. She has been involved in the federal court system, starting at the district level since 1980. And in the hundreds of cases argued before the Supreme court, in her experience there were nine in which a non governmental agency was allowed to argue an Amicus brief orally before the Supreme Court. t. Doesn’t. Happen.

And here’s why Jack Smith must already be constructing the scaffolding for his appeal to the 11th Circuit. And while Cannon is apparently sa dumb as a turnip, her law clerk doesn’t seem to be able to function effectively either. This whole ridiculous sham is already multiply decided case law!

Back in 2018. even though Trump’s own Attorney General appointed Tobert Mueller to investigate possible Russian interference in the 2016 election. Trump’s own ambulance chasers went to federal district court in DC to argue that the appointment was unconstitutional.

Surprise, surprise. It was a Trump appointed district court judge that ruled that the Special Counsel appointment was constitutional. Automatic appeal followed, and the DC Circuit Appellate Court ruled unanimously that the appointment was constitutional.

But the final nail in Trump’s coffin had actually been nailed in some 40+ years earlier. Richard Nixon went to court to dispute the constitutionality of the Special Prosecutor that had been appointed to investigate the Watergate debacle, and the Supreme Court shot him down like a diuck flying on one wing.

At this point, the only question I have is the actual depth of Judge Cannon’s stupidity. Is she really stupid enough to think that she could get away with personally overturning already established precedent case law, or is she just using this as another tactic to delay the trial. And my only question regarding Jack Smith is whether he will wait for her to complete this farce of horse feathers to take her to the 11th Circuit, or will he jump the gun and take her to the woodshed for waiting almost a month for a hearing on a Trump gag order where the safety of law enforcement is literally in danger every day.

I will close with this. In my kinda long life, I’ve had some jobs that I really wasn’t very good at. And when counseling and reprimands, and snickers in the lunchroom got loud enough, I found another, better fitting job where I was more proficient. Judge Aileen Cannon clearly lacks every skillset, from legal knowledge, to courtroom control, to judicial demeanor and decorum. And yet, she is apparently willing to become a national judicial laughingstock, the fodder of late night television, just to get a paycheck. And take it to the bank, now that the late night comics know she’s out there, they’ll have somebody monitoring her cases for cheap jokes. What a shallow, pathetic human being.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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