Parody, how I miss you. You and Satire and Farce meant so much to me, the hours of joy you brought to my life. And then along came Donald Trump and now you are no more. For in order for Parody or the others to exist, there must be room to exaggerate and mock something and in the Era of Trump, everything starts out at 11 on the batshit crazy meter, so forget about making it comical.
Yes, Donald Trump is desperate for cash and so now he’s gone into the Bible selling business, during Holy Week no less. And Trump promises you more cluck for your buck, yes Sir, you are going to get a copy of the Constitution, the Pledge of Allegiance, the Declaration Of Independence and I would not be surprised if Trump decides to do a New New Testament, featuring himself as the son of God, or maybe the descendent of Jesus, that’s a good conspiracy theory, and offering to sell Top Secret documents for the low low price of $175M.
Interesting how many commandments he has broken:
1. Considers himself a god
2. His followers build graven images of him
3. Takes the lords name in vain at his rallies.
4. Doesn’t attend church and plays golf on Sunday
5. May be the only one he does. That doesn’t mean it’s good— Myonlinealias 🇺🇸❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 (@Myonlinealias1) March 26, 2024
There is no low they won’t go. And he’s promising a theocracy. “Religion and Xianity are the biggest things missing,” but Trump vows “to bring them back and fast.” Sounds like a theocratic takeover to me. And these dummies are all in favor of it.
— Valintina (@TGEE21) March 26, 2024
This is a great racket for Trump to get into. He can take over the Catholic church maybe, and declare himself Pope. Why not? They’ve got $175M to bail him out, all they’d need to do is sell one high profile cathedral, say Notre Dame and Trump would be in the clear.
“And the lord said Daddy there’s a million pigeons waiting to be hooked on new religions, dust off your Bible, leave your common law wife, go preach the gospel of the Rhythm of Life.” — Sweet Charity
You remember Godfather III where the idea was for the Corleone family to go into business with the Pope. Why not the Trump family? It makes perfect and complete sense.
Two personalities are howling with laughter over this today. Vladimir Putin and Satan. This is blasphemy. It’s going to be interesting to see what the blowback is on this. Putting aside considerations of church and state for just a moment, just think of the implications of what you could do with a Bible. You could cross it with a cookbook, why not? You could have half Bible and half porn novel, why not? You get a ball like this rolling and if it’s legal to do this now, where does it end?
So the mango moron hasn’t yet made a new bible featuring himself as the leading player? I’m shocked and little that he does shocks me these days. Well, I predict it’s only a matter of time before he does exactly this or one of his cult members does it for him. I suspect the only reason it hasn’t been done yet is because people who actually know how to write coherently won’t do it and his magat cult members cannot actually write a legible sentence.
I want to say holy crap but we all should really have seen this coming.
To quote the Gospel according to Saint John:
“Jesus wept”
Mocking the mystery of ‘God’ is a dangerous road. Only those deceived by evil dare walk it. Anyone who has had a near death direct experience with supernatural evil knows what eternal darkness really means. This life and the time spent here is only a moment in the grand scheme. Arrogance blinds us to the ultimate power that we call ‘God’, but words are mere symbols. The word ‘ocean’ cannot adequately convey the reality of the water that never ceases covering 3/4 of the planet. I’ve experienced it 50 years ago and it remains as real as today. I’m blessed, but at the time, it was beyond reason, education, and everyday experience. Trump lives in his delusion, born to wealth, comfort, and things the world values. When he faces death he will find out it was all an illusion. Eternity is a different. Its not like it is in the books…even the Bible.
what exactly is a “God bless the USA” bible? New testament gospel according to Mike Flynn features Jesus with an ar15? old testament the lord commanded Allen to lead his people out of Brighton Beach, change thy name to Woody (because that sounds tougher, seriously) and write the the jests for Catskills comics, yes, those Catskills. thou shall make a decent living. Trust me.