One thing that the Republican nominee is doing, for which we should all be grateful, is that he’s supplying plenty of fodder for attack ads. As a matter of fact, he probably provides more ridiculous footage in any given week than a normal candidate would have produced in an entire election season. Here are a few of Trump’s more notable contributions. Look sharp now: some of this is obvious, some not so much.

Another jewel. Gloom and doom. This is why I’m looking so much forward to the State Of The Union address tomorrow. President Biden will report the facts of what he’s done and then Trump is supposed to take those facts apart and tell his version — which looks and sounds like this.

Yeah, he had a hell of a Super Tuesday. An historic win, he called it. He omitted the also historic exit interviews, where the statistics were appalling. But he’s not worried about the Haley voters, they’re not welcome anyway. Trump’s going to do this on his own. (Maybe Vladimir told him he had some secret weapon involving Italian satellites and dead Venezuelan dictators? Something like that?)

And this is a victory speech. This is the hope that Trump has to offer us, the vision. This is a soon to be 78-year-old flake finally finding his come uppence — and it will be epic. Meanwhile, this is from a few days back. Trump and his celebrities. Famous people to the left, famous people to the right. Oh my gosh, he just might drown in famous people.

The tweet ends, out most of you”. According to several independent sources in the ballroom’s rather sparse crowd, there were ZERO celebrities present. Full disclosure: I once had an imaginary friend in second grade.

The guy who wrote this is an executive at NBC and is very likely in a position to know who was in that room or not. The thing about Trump is that he lives a very public private life. He literally lives at a country club. His life is one big home movie and he’s the star. I would not be the least surprised to learn that he is believing that all kinds of stars are coming to laud him.

He might be doing a really spectacular nervous breakdown in public. If only our political system wasn’t involved, it would make a fascinating character study and maybe a documentary.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Read the first article this A.M. on how incels in general and fuentes in particular think former guy is so hot. They have wood for a greenish mango man? wtf is wrong with these people?

    Trump has never been anything more than average looking his entire life but right now he looks like an animated corpse…which is what a lot of us wish he was minus the walking bit.

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  2. People with bad livers that have jaundice when they die tend to turn weird colors when embalmed, from greenish to pumpkin orange. Makes you wonder if Trump’s handlers are giving him small doses of embalming fluid to “try and preserve him” long enough to get him back in the WH for at least a couple of weeks so he can declare himself dictator and have all his enemies arrested and summarily shot. And then let him die and we’ll be another banana republic with various “Colonels” staging coups for who gets to be in charge.

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  3. The country isn’t dead…but he sure looks like he’s living on fumes. I work with people 90 and above and they ALL look better than this bag of nazi pus. Buy stock in Depends, his makeup company, and wig manufacturers…it will only get worse.

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