What is Trump going to do when the money runs out? And when the wife runs off, the kid goes to college, and the election is lost? How long can he keep this ship afloat? At least the Titanic only hit one iceberg and one was plenty. The Trumptanic is taking on water from all sides. He’s still got his legal cases pending and another one goes to trial the end of this month, the Stormy Daniels payoff case. Then there’s the immunity issue before the Supreme Court, which causes Trump no end of worry. You may have noticed that yesterday he was crowing about his 9-0 victory, allowing him to stay on the ballot. Within the hour he was back to kvetching about how a president needs immunity, bla bla.

Today he is back down at Mar-a-Lago and getting ready for a Super Tuesday blow out. Yes, he’ll win this battle, and handily, too. But there’s a big difference between winning a few battles and winning the war. What really happens for Trump after this week is that the election is on full bore and Joe Biden’s going to turn up the heat. Meanwhile, dancing his way out of the Mar-a-Lago kitchen, in full game show style and golf regalia, here is the Mango Messiah of the MAGA cult and his entourage.

I was a judge in a talent contest once in my early twenties. I was asked because a friend of a friend knew I had acted in college theater and made student films and so it was deemed that I had an eye for talent. And I can tell you right now, that the high school kids whose acts I watched that night, moved better, had more charisma and overall more charm and believability than this crowd. This is bubble world. These people are all convincing themselves that something wonderful is happening and all this is is home movie night chez Trump.

Seriously, what is remarkable about this? He’s an old fool and he looks like an old fool and this is endearing or entertaining, why?

Melania wouldn’t look at him with that much excitement unless he keeled over dead and probate began.

I don’t know who the hostess with the least-est is, but I do know local TV talent when I see it and that’s her niche. She’s too gawky and built like a washboard to go very far in television, but local kids shows and the like, cutting the ribbon at the new car dealership, she’s perfect.

And Trump “has back” have you noticed?

And that’s 215 lbs. of svelte manhood, folks, a waistline and an ass that only a pachyderm could love. Alfred Hitchcock had a similar silhouette but he never tried to convince people that he was a vision of masculine pulchritude. And he damn sure wasn’t surrounded by sycophants that were there to convince everybody else.

The hours move along. It’s sunset on the east coast and it won’t be too long before returns come in and this madcap political game continues. Politics should not be tabloid entertainment. It is with Trump, because he trashes and depreciates everything. That’s his nature. He has no depth, no substance and no style beyond trash TV.

Jerry Springer was a master of trash TV, too, but he knew where all that ended and where reality began. Trump does not. Yet the Grand Old Party is fine, just fine, with putting him at the top of their ticket. Again. This is our collective mental illness. The good news is that it can’t last forever.

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  2. Two things I noticed: in his ‘dancing’ he never moves his feet…doesn’t even lift them. Second, that belt is cinched tight, exposing an oversized bulge in his ass region. It looks like he’s wearing his depends. Of course, with a room full of moronic sycophants, no reason to worry about anyone noticing anything.

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  5. A puppy auction? Please, please tell me Stephen Miller wasn’t there and buying any of them. I’m serious. Not that I think any puppy bought from someone attending a Trump function at Marmelado would be going to a good home but the thought of Miller getting hold of some puppies makes me feel truly sick inside.

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    • He is a few years older tha n me. He vaguely remembers the dances of the ’69s. He is attempting to do the Twist , imitating Chubby Checker. Problem.is ,Chubby was in much better shape and could go all the way down to the floor, bending his knees. Donnie hasn’t used his knees in decades. All he can manage is a small side to side movement while flailing his fists around.
      Apparently Fred wasn’t aware that if he wanted his son to rise higher and cavorting with high society, he should have scheduled some ballroom lessons so Donnie could manage a,fox trot, waltz and quick step. When he has lost the election and is,appealing everything, he’ll.endvup.on Dancing With The Stars and meet the same fate as the Tuck Fekk ( the Irish version of the F word): One dance and gone. I just wonder if they have enough satin fabric for a pup tent which is what he would have to wear for a Latin dance.

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  7. The funniest comment I saw was from Patriot Takes: ” . . . Trump explains why he’s not wearing a nice suit for his Mar-a-Lago guests.”

    I didn’t realize Trump HAD a “nice” suit.

    Than again, it doesn’t look like any of his male guests are wearing suits (nice or otherwise) and the women are dressed pretty casually.

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