A man is running to run the government he tried to overthrow while he was running it, even as he is running to stay ahead of the law, said columnist Maureen Dowd, a few days ago. Now, tonight in Iowa, Republicans are gathering and one of their own, Will Hurd, just told the crowd the same thing, in essence. And he got booed.

The truth hurts. But if Republicans don’t wake up to the truth, where will they be?

This may be true.

From the same event.

Here’s his entire ten minutes. It’s up to you if you want to suffer through it, but definitely listen to the first 45 seconds or so, to the new country western song with the hook, “one might go to prison, one might the president.” Yep, I agree. I just think we’re in some confusion about which actor is playing what role.

Surreal. That is the only word for the 2024 election, sur-f**king-real.

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Sorry folks, get out the Brain Bleach cause I can’t resist:

    Trump says “Ten minutes? It’s hard to do it that quickly.” How many of his sexual partners have said “Ten seconds? You only lasted ten seconds?” Makes you wonder about how many of his conquests have heard or will hear his ten minutes complaint and think something like what I just articulated.

    Stormy Daniels? He teed himself up but good. Perhaps you’ll do the honors and make a quip that will make his tiny, mushroom head dick explode!

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  2. Your “… The truth hurts. But if Republicans don’t wake up to the truth, where will they be?…” Most likely they’ll be a pile of ashes, after being unceremonously immolated on a purpose built pyre: designed, built and lit by their own ‘surreal’ short-sightedness.

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  3. The magats have been in truth denial for so long, it has become an automatic response much like breathing. I think for most of them, were they to admit the truth about their turd emperor, they would expire much as they would if they were smothered by a pillow.

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