Michigan is a must-have swing state for Donald Trump. But tonight they were too busy walking out on him, so maybe that could possibly indicate that the denizens of Flint, Michigan were less than thrilled? Could be. We do know that this one comment about energy in Alaska being conflated with an airbase in Afghanistan is a trifle strange. But it all has to do with his “Drill, baby, drill” doctrine which is going to make America great super fast. Or something. (Hey, maybe he wasn’t talking about oil, maybe he was talking about dentistry, ya spose?)

I have a better theory. I think Trump got Alaska mixed up with North Dakota and Doug Bergum. Look, it’s not any whackier than what you’re going to hear by way of MAGA *commentary* as Donald’s great Michigan adventure continues. (He was Man Of the Year there, except that’s a lie he made up out of whole cloth and likes to tell.)

“Between Bagram you go to ANWR and then between Bedlam you go to AssWipe and then from there you get some Cheetos and jump on the bed and scream Mary Mary Mary three times fast.” And then they come with the needle and knock you out, finally.

What’s that you say? Dementia is an inherited illness and his father, Fred, got it at about this age? Yes, I recall that. He would go to work and his aides would bring him blank sheets of paper to sign and tell him he was running an empire. In all fairness, Fred Trump at least at one time in his life possessed the ability to create and run a financial empire. Not so with his n’er do well son.

This makes complete sense to them. They’re eating it up with a spoon. Here’s Fox News bailing out. Do you suppose it’s the nonsensical word salad or the slurring? Or both?

Now this makes sense. Ingraham is trying to keep Trumpty from getting Fox News sued for yet another $787 million.

This is Trump at the top of his form. Look for him to be back in New York State tomorrow, in Uniondale. Why he’s bothering, I know not. But he has bragged on numerous occasions about how he’s going to win both New York and New Jersey. That would be quite astounding, the Empire State and the Garden State going for Trump, when those are the two states that loathe him the most.

Stay tuned. It’s going to be a wild 48 days.

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  1. So now they’ve called up Boo Boo as daycare nanny to keep him out of rabbit holes. It’s not working. By the look on her face, she’s thinking, “OMG, he’s done. What am I gonna do when I’m kicked out of the governor’s mansion?”

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    • Well, to be honest, unless some other GOPer decides to primary her, she’s gonna get a second term. It’s possible that she’s done enough to piss off the State’s GOP that could merit a primary challenge but she still has two years to make her dumbass constituents forget all her stupid actions.

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    • I’m still trying to figure out how she got into the gov. mansion in the first place. Only explanation I can come up with is it’s f*cking Arkansas, a state that rates right up there with MS and AL when it comes to educated citizens. That or the fact that her father’s tenure in the gov. man. did not result in a crater being where the state is.

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  2. Trump’s nothing if not consistently hammering on those rungs on his ladder out of complete ruin with his ice axe … One step up, two steps back down …

    He has lost any anchor he has had in the slightest reality … And yet at the GOP — crickets …

    Even the worst GOP planners and purveyors of the plan to rule EVERYTHING in our government, are being torn down on Trump’s schedule of idiot’s statements and actions, now looping at an accelerated rate of 24 hours between stupid and even worse rants …

    Who, in the GOP can cancel the Hitler wave in Trump’s craw? The deniers are pushing very hard on it NEVER happened to the Jews, to impower Trump’s desire to isolate and persecute lawful immigrants …

    Our 90 year old friend was there in Berlin during Hitler’s rise to infamy … Trump and his crew scares her more every day … Whomever is writing Trump’s articulate comments, is showing evidence of promoting the Hitler in Trump’s mind, whatever is left of it …

    I think they should cart Trump off to prison for EVERY PERSON’s safety …

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  3. The simple fact is we get what we tolerate. The deal with evil is always you get what you tolerate and then some things you never imagined.

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