Don’t like life much? Is reality getting you down? Do facts either bore or depress you? Not a problem. MAGAs have found the solution to all of life’s travails and that is to do the same as their hero, Donald Trump does, which is Make Something Up. Why stay in doom and gloom and mope in your room when you can be on the edge of your seat listening to right-wing media tell you of the sensational events of today which are going to result in the restoration of your king and theirs, Donald the First, just any time now? That’s more interesting than playing bingo, right? Or going down to the Waffle House?

So here’s how it’s done.

  1. Stop talking to anybody except other MAGAs;
  2. Under no circumstances watch anything other than Newsmax, OAN, Right Side Broadcasting or worse if you can find it;
  3. Don’t read anything more complicated than a cereal box. Use the National Enquirer to line the birdcage and that’s it;
  4. Fake like you read the Bible. Hollow out the real thing and hide a gun inside and if anybody talks about the Bible, nod knowingly and thump it, saying, “This is the source of my strength.”
  5. Spend your time joining the fan clubs of Emerald Robinson, Candace Owens, Lauren Boebert and Marge Greene.

Once you’ve done all that, you will be ready to take action on what you’re about to hear.

As Rod Serling would say, imagine a world where this is real. A world where a wondrous ruler has been toppled from power by the evil machinations of satellites hacking voting machines in a stolen election; a ruler whose regime was spied on, an event which he described as an “atrocity” and “the biggest crime in history” — but it’s ignored, because the media are all in bed with the Clintons and streaming video on Hunter Biden’s laptop, while they laugh at the ruler.

You and I can laugh but there is an audience for this. There is some portion of the population that derives comfort from believing that this happened. And it’s the same portion of the population that chooses to believe that Copernicus and Galileo et al., were wrong and that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened, nor did the holocaust, and COVID-19 is a hoax as well.

Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Donald Trump is the president. Donald Trump has always been the president.

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Kinda like Mr Torrance discussing the Overlook Hotel with Mr. Grady in the bathroom in the Shining. One is insane. The other is a malevolent entity post death. Sounds about right.

  2. I understand former guy is screaming for the death penalty for Hillary over this dunham “bombshell” which apparently says nothing about Hillary’s campaign spying on anything but does show former guy had a lot of contact with Russia. So, if a campaign that is not committing the act of spying on another’s (and I kind of thought they do that at least to dig up dirt F.F.S.) is to get the death penalty, then I guess former guy needs to be drawn and quartered for A) doing the same fucking thing and B) what all those documents he illegally (and that IS illegal) removed from the W.H.? Proportional punishment seems fair and quite frankly, if it means getting rid of the orange poo-flinger, sacrificing Hillary would be worth it.

  3. Wow! Four years of Russia Russia Russia and claims about an illegitimate president who is a Russian asset and the author has the gall to accuse others of living in an alternative reality?

    Watergate was bad, where Nixon spied on a Democrat candidate, but proof that an elected president was spied on, and that information misrepresented and used to start a bogus investigation that lasted two years and undermine him is no big deal.

    Keep telling us about Russia and Trump while Putin picks up where he left off when Obama left office now that a Democrat is president again.

    Alternative realities indeed!

    The author’s projection is unbelievable!

  4. So interesting to watch the news regarding The Toilet Papers that Ex-President S$$thole flushed down, and clogged
    up the news with his dung that he has done ever since the Mandarin Monster and his trophy wife strode down the escalator.

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