Politics is a circus nowadays and we all know who the clowns are. Performative jackassery is the order of the day. Nobody, and we mean no.body. can prance through the big top and make an ass of himself better than America’s former mayor.
It’s pretty amazing to go from the cover of TIME to shilling slippers for Mike Lindell, but Rudy Giuliani has done it. And that is by no means the bottom he has hit. We haven’t yet seen his bottom and on that topic, I do hesitate to speculate.
This is Rudy channeling his inner Mike Pence.
Rudy Giuliani had a "conversation with Jesus" instead of going to the hospital for heart problems.
"I had a conversation with Jesus about it. Seriously! I made a calculated decision. I said, 'Give me three more weeks.' And thank God he did." pic.twitter.com/dnT4hfGxdH
— David Edwards (@DavidEdwards) July 11, 2022
I love it that Rudy is still depicting a back pat in the grocery store as an injury which took him up to the gates of death. I add that to a list of things that Rudy has done that I simply marvel at. The list is very long.
So you’ve got Donald Trump claiming that the vicious persecution of The Left put Rudy in the hospital and Rudy is saying that it was the minor assault in the grocery store that did it.
We’re happy the guy didn’t knock you down, Rudy. You are an oak among saplings. I wonder how many rings will be in your trunk when the J6 Committee chops you down? We’re about to find oww-out.
attacks from the left that is politics as usual, assaults that are anything but, seems to me that this putz needs to have a jeezus conversation more geared toward ending his excessive farting problem.
I wonder if Jesus could help him with that? Then Rudy could go to some evangelical wingnut church and testify how he used to stink up rooms until GeeSuss made it all good.