I’m not sure what JFK Jr. is going to do with this philosophy when he finally arrives in his spaceship, or whatever conveyance he’s taking to return to the world of the living, and takes his rightful place as Head of QAnon and Donald Trump’s running mate.

DeAnna Lorraine has some interesting social engineering ideas. She wants to turn schools into war zones. She wants children to show up not only clad in body armor, but armed to the teeth as well.

Reading, writing, AR-ithmetic. I guess.

Sweet M-16. Never been kissed but has already blown several dozen people away. Uh huh.

“These boys and girls enter our organizations [at] ten years of age, and often for the first time get a little fresh air; after four years of the Young Folk they go on to the Hitler Youth, where we have them for another four years . . . And even if they are still not complete National Socialists, they go to Labor Service and are smoothed out there for another six, seven months . . . And whatever class consciousness or social status might still be left . . . the Wehrmacht [German armed forces] will take care of that.”
—Adolf Hitler (1938)

As stated, what could possibly go wrong?

I feel like Alice in Wonderland, “Why sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.” Yes, Alice. And sometimes I’ve blogged about six batshit things before noon. Today is one of those days, I feel it coming.

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Sounds like someone realized that their out-of-shape ass couldn’t handle firearms and decided to go with child soldiers as a solution.

  2. These are not bright people. Were it not for the fact they’ve already been breeding, they would be excellent candidates for the Darwin Award.

  3. And we wonder why there aren’t enough teachers. After being underpaid; having to pay for supplies out of their own pockets; in many states being required to have a Masters degree; seeing school after school invaded by lunatics with automatic weapons murdering innocent children and educators; being called groomers and pedophiles and having their textbooks sanitized to keep the sensitive fee fees of privileged white kids from being shocked; who wouldn’t want to be a teacher right now?

  4. So the next school shooter doesn’t even need to smuggle in his weapon. Right.
    And we all know how mature and self-controlled gradeschool children are. And how careful. Yeah.

  5. So, extreme right-wing nutjobs don’t believe that school kids should be exposed to dangers like “gays” and “drag queens” and “sex education” but, sure, arm the little suckers.

    Meanwhile, they’ll also be out there foaming at the mouth about “gang violence” and “drive-by shootings.”

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