Sometimes a picture will not only be worth a thousand words, it will ask a thousand questions. Why is Lauren Boebert running up to a girl to dance when her penis-displaying husband Jayson is right there?

Did she suddenly realize that cameras were on and she knows Jayson is a worse dancer than she is?

Or, is there a competition afoot in MAGA land to see if anybody can dance as badly as their Mango Monarch, their Cantaloupe Cult leader? Watch. I’m sure you’ll have questions of your own.

You knew this meme was going to show up, right?

Now we know. If/when she leaves government, music is not a field she can go into. Trolling is her only talent.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. My first thought about Lauren Bobert’s dancing skills, were immediately of the episode of Seinfeld, where Elaine starting dancing. Poor Lauren…

  2. “If/when she leaves government, music is not a field she can go into.”

    Won’t stop her from putting in a bid to go on “Dancing with the Stars.” (If that show survives to that point. Disney/ABC’s decision this year to release the show via streaming only hasn’t exactly been well-received. A lot of people who claimed to be long-time fans and viewers swore they were done with the show rather than sign up with Disney+ or Hulu to see the show.)

    Oh, also I guess you’ve forgotten about the infamous William Hung–the guy who had absolutely ZERO musical ability yet he had the audacity to appear as a contestant on “American Idol” (when it was still a more-or-less industry power player). I won’t post the YouTube clip here, but it’s there in all its, um, “glory?” Or the real-life story of Florence Foster Jenkins (whose story was most recently brought to life in the film of the same name, starring the incomparable Meryl Streep)?

    Basically, the entertainment industry doesn’t really discriminate against the music- or dance-challenged.

  3. I’m thinking she’s worried about whether he will whip out the little soldier. But if you look, it looks like he tells the other guy to go get him some. Gotta keep them bills paid you know.

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