Maybe this is Melania’s dream come true, she finally turns into Jackie Kennedy Onassis. We used to hear that that was her goal, to not only measure up to Jackie as a classy, multi-lingual fashionista First Lady, but exceed Jackie.
Alas, that never happened except in her dreams and in this parody by Sucker Carlson, made possible by the magic of lip reading and dubbing, and of course photoshop.
Melania is not just Jackie in this epic, she’s Marilyn Monroe. WARNING: soundtrack contains profanity.
Here's a song you will never hear Melania Trump sing. pic.twitter.com/f3VNVKXxRa
— Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@SuckerCarlson) February 2, 2023
Who knows? If Melania can’t make it in the NFT business, maybe she can become a recording artist. Maybe she’ll even get invited to the Grammys. Jill Biden was this year, so was Michelle Obama, but not Melania.
Some people think I’m too mean to Melania. No. When she put on that pea coat, I Really Don’t Care, Do U? and headed where children were in cages, taken from their parents, that tore it for me. That was either a deliberate vicious thing to do, or it was so tone deaf as to be unspeakable. Melania and Donald were shortly thereafter dubbed The King and Queen Of Cruelty by New York Times columnist Charles M. Blow. He nailed it. That’s who the two of them are. Anybody who buys this Melania as victim fodder is a fool.
I have zero sympathy for any of the Trumps after what they’ve done to this nation. I hope Barron is able to escape some of the stigma of his name and have a good life. Him, I feel compassion for. He was a blameless bystander, a child. But not the others.